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They'd better be physically tough when they start pulling on their football pants.
You can't be seen in your mid-40s wearing leather pants. No leather pants anymore.
I'd wear clogs, short pants and ladies' bracelets. I created this aura for myself.
Something that's very painful for me is when people wear pants that are too short.
People with chile peppers on their chef pants shouldn't be allowed in the kitchen.
Always do your best because a pat on the back is real close to a kick in the pants.
I tend to wear leather pants with crew neck sweaters or leather jackets with denim.
You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.
I almost always wear a jacket, but I like different jackets. I also like funny pants.
Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.
I'm flying by the seat of my pants, never creating with a thought to what's up ahead!
I would love to dress like Beyonce: some custom-print, neoprene onesie with no pants.
Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants.
I wear high water pants, always, so you can see my socks - I always wear white socks.
If your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster, pull your pants up!
The soul aspiring pants its source to mount,As streams meander level with their fount.
My momma didn't clean up floors so I could be a thug... so I could wear my pants down.
Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
As a teenager, I would wear Clarks, corduroy pants and striped shirts, and I loved it.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.
If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded.
In some ways, being No. 2 in the ratings is a real shot in the arm, a kick in the pants.
A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.
The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off.
My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.
The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair.
I would have liked to invent the plain white shirt, with a skirt and pants to go with it.
The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.
Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work.
The only thing that makes me feel old is when I can see your ankles and you have on pants.
I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight.
Who pants for glory, finds but short repose; A breath revives him, or a breath o'erthrows.
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
I’m taking off my shoes.’’ ‘‘Fine. Shoes off.’’ ‘‘And my pants.’’ ‘‘Don’t push it, Claire.
Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too?
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants.
Nice blouse, Sage,” Adrian told me, deadpan. “It really brings out the khaki in your pants.
I do things like hem a pair of pants, I do my own tailoring but I wouldn't attempt a jacket.
If I've still got my pants on in the second scene, I think they've sent me the wrong script.
Who discreetly whispers you forgot to zip up your pants? You babe, you're my bestest friend.
I've always been a tomboy. I've always liked to wear red, black, and white, and mostly pants.
I'm still one of those persons who prefers to wear pants, especially for at-home entertaining.
If I played golf, I'd be on the golf course every day, but I just can't wear those dumb pants.
I’m freakishly tall, so finding pants that fit is something I’ve struggled with my whole life.
I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.