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I'm more like an oven than a microwave.
For years, I stored my sweaters in the oven.
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage.
Anger warms the invention, but overheats the oven.
We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.
You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread
If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?
If the mother had not beene in the oven, shee had never sought her daughter there.
Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven
Got to be the worst place in the world, inside a oven. You in here, you either cleaning or you getting cooked.
The Jews talk about "never again."... You cannot say "Never again" to God because when he puts you in the oven, you're in one indeed!... "Never again" don't mean a damn thing when God get ready for you!
