Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Lost in a crowd of greats, not a single Oscar. That's showbiz.
I'm not really deaf; I just faked it to win the Oscar KIDDING.
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
To go to the Oscars for 'Moneyball' - that was pretty amazing.
This is a terrible mistake, because I used up all of my English.
Nothing would disgust me more, morally, than receiving an Oscar.
I didn't think I was gonna be playing on the Oscars or anything.
I just want to thank everybody I have ever met in my entire life.
Fear is the condom of life. It doesn't allow you to enjoy things.
The Oscar seems to have been confused with the Nobel Peace Prize.
You win an Oscar, it can double the audience that you had before.
I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep.
The success of Indian music at the Oscars is a great achievement.
This next presenter is so lovely you could eat her up with a spoon
I think I have a better chance at getting an Oscar before a Grammy.
The Oscars has its own struggles with the way the Academy is set up.
Be patient.Of course it will come. It took me years to get an Oscar.
Often times I don't watch the Oscars because I say this isn't for me.
Oh sure, now you like him [after the audience applaud David Oyelowo].
The Golden Thumb is not as good as the Oscar, but it is a lot of fun.
I'm not going to turn down an Oscar, but I'm not strategizing for one.
One should leave the piano when Oscar comes in. This man is dangerous.
Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination.
The Oscar prestige was fine, but I worked more before I was nominated.
I'm really 95 percent Mr. Rogers, and only 5 percent Oscar the Grouch.'
There's nothing wrong with Oscar Levant - nothing a miracle won't cure.
Oscar Peterson is the greatest living influence on jazz pianists today.
Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!
I've often been mistaken for Meryl Streep, although never on Oscar night.
You can always pick out stage actors at the Oscars: they know how to walk.
At the Oscars, if you didn't vote for '12 Years a Slave' you were a racist.
I guess this proves there are as many nuts in the Academy as anywhere else.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with Oscar Levant that a miracle can't fix.
'Champagne' and 'breathmint' are the first two words all Oscar winners hear.
You've just provided me with the makings of one hell of a weekend in Dublin.
The key to making up Oscar Wilde quotes is to add '~ Oscar Wilde' at the end.
I never dreamed I would be producing the Oscars. That was a huge deal for me.
The Oscar nomination is great. It's a great pat on the back. And I like that.
I applaud what the Oscars are doing to promote diversity. I think it's great.
I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.
You're only two years older than me, darling. Where have you been all my life?
I don't care if you've just won an Oscar, you still have to campaign for parts.
If you think you're going to be up for an Oscar, you schedule your moviemaking.
If there is such a thing as a lock on an Oscar nomination, ... Hoffman has one.
The subject of Citizenfour, Edward Snowden, could not be here for some treason.
I have records in gold, in platinum, I have two Oscars, I have Grammys and so on.
Going to the Oscars is always the most sensory overload and a huge amount of fun.
A refusal of nature as a model is a tradition that goes right back to Oscar Wilde.
The only thing in the world worse than being Oscar Wilde is not being Oscar Wilde.
I won and I get to scream and jump a little. But I got to go back to work tomorrow.