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No one-liner can ever be optimal.
Please don't stand up on my account.
President Reagan's one-liners were terrific.
I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.
I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
I circumnavigate the globe with a one-liner like latitude.
People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.
Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate.
A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'.
Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.
Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
A sign to me is a one-liner, a symbol is very complex and my house is a series of symbols.
Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.
There are certain things that cannot be adequately explained to a virgin either by words or pictures.
The most common one-liner in the Bible is, "Do not be afraid." Someone counted, and it occurs 365 times.
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.
If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.
The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out about himself.
[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good!
I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there is a rhythm to it.
I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can't be Carrot Top. I can't.
People are clever, but almost no one ever devises an optimal quip precisely at the needed moment. Therefore, virtually all great one-liners are later inventions - words that people wished they had spouted, but failed to manufacture at the truly opportune instant.
It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President....Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic one-liners, as though nobody understands what a colossal failure he has been....I fear to the depth of my being that John McCain is just like him.