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No one-liner can ever be optimal.
Stephen Jay Gould / Paleontologist
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Please don't stand up on my account.
Bob Hope / Comedian
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President Reagan's one-liners were terrific.
Geraldine Ferraro / Attorney
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President Reagan
Terrific
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I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.
Lauren Hutton / Model
Comedic
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Specialists
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I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
Bob Hope / Comedian
England
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I circumnavigate the globe with a one-liner like latitude.
Ras Kass / Rapper
Hip Hop
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People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.
Jay Mohr / Actor
Jokes
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Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate.
Jeb Bush / Former Governor Of Florida
Chaos
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A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'.
Robert A. Heinlein / Science Writer
Clever
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Pride
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Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.
Robin Williams / Actor
Can Do
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Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners.
Sylvia Day / Writer
Desire
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I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
Bob Hope / Comedian
Funny
Crew
Liberty
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People
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Statue Of Liberty
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A sign to me is a one-liner, a symbol is very complex and my house is a series of symbols.
Charles Jencks / Landscape Architect
House
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Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.
Rowan Atkinson / Actor
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There are certain things that cannot be adequately explained to a virgin either by words or pictures.
Warren Buffett / Investor
Certain
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The most common one-liner in the Bible is, "Do not be afraid." Someone counted, and it occurs 365 times.
Richard Rohr / Priest
Common
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
Bob Hope / Comedian
England
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I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.
Richard Pryor / Comedian
True Love
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If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.
Tim Vine / Writer
Narrative
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Otherwise
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The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out about himself.
John Krasinski / Actor
Home
Guy
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[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good!
Boy George / Singer-Songwriter
Banter
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Schwarzenegger
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I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there is a rhythm to it.
Kate Clinton / Comedian
Comedy
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I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can't be Carrot Top. I can't.
Brad Williams / Comedian
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People are clever, but almost no one ever devises an optimal quip precisely at the needed moment. Therefore, virtually all great one-liners are later inventions - words that people wished they had spouted, but failed to manufacture at the truly opportune instant.
Stephen Jay Gould / Paleontologist
Clever
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It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President....Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic one-liners, as though nobody understands what a colossal failure he has been....I fear to the depth of my being that John McCain is just like him.
Jack Cafferty / Commentator
Depth
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