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Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on.
Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.
Is anything wrong, dear? the old joke went. No, why? You moved. Just don't move.
Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.
Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.
My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going on in my life.