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The biggest problem almost all comics face is not piracy or demographics or any of that nonsense: it's obscurity.
Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it.
Now, I have a confession to make. I hate warm-ups with a passion. Worst part of the whole day. Nonsense, they are.
Everyone says you have to be a specialist, and if you conduct Wagner you cannot conduct Mozart - this is nonsense.
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
I do not like to employ secretaries that have more wit than myself. I am afraid to make them write all my nonsense.
At 50 you're more confident, more comfortable in your skin and you don't put up with nonsense, especially from men.
The venerable dead are waiting in my library to entertain me and relieve me from the nonsense of surviving mortals.
In life, you don't have a level of confrontation and the nonsense you run into when you're a CEO. CEOs aren't born.
It is simple nonsense to speak of the fixed tempo of any particular vocal phrase. Each voice has its peculiarities.
Human beings cling to their delicious tyrannies and to their exquisite nonsense, till death stares them in the face.
If you're a preacher, you talk for a living, so even if you don't make sense, you learn to make nonsense eloquently.
Probably the best nonsense poetry is produced gradually and accidentally, by communities rather than by individuals.
Given the nonsense that is turned out daily by the Holocaust industry, the wonder is that there are so few skeptics.
Movies are movies, and I don't think any of them are going to hurt the moral fiber of America and all that nonsense.
I don't worry about who they're putting in front of me. Why would I? That's just nonsense for me to waste my energy.
A women who knows her true value will only put up with a mans nonsense for so long, you either get right or get left.
It is amazing that when someone else spouts the nonsense you yourself believe you can readily perceive it as nonsense
The Official Bulletin declared that the Poles should be as proud of me as the Germans are of Mozart; obvious nonsense.
I think people should recognise that I'm one of the best defenders in the world and not just talk nonsense, I will say.
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
Quarrel? Nonsense; we have not quarreled. If one is not to get into a rage sometimes, what is the good of being friends?
Either theology is pure nonsense, a subject with no content, or else theology must ultimately become a branch of physics.
Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep thoughts can be winnowed from deep nonsense.
The idea that global warming is the most important problem facing the world is total nonsense and is doing a lot of harm.
It has always seemed to me that my existence consisted purely and exclusively of nothing but the most outrageous nonsense.
There's this idea supposedly that we preachers are supposed to walk about with sandals and ride bicycles. That's nonsense.
This argument that somehow I'm chasing the limelight is a bunch of nonsense, and it's offensive - highly offensive - to me.
There's no such thing as The Method. The term 'method-acting' is so much nonsense. There are many methods, many techniques.
I have no interest in Shakespeare and all that British nonsense... I just wanted to get famous and all the rest is hogwash.
Imagine maintaining 70 brands in a digital world - it is a nonsense. It is better to focus on a fewer, more distinct brands.
Computers are merely ingenious devices to fulfill unimportant functions. The computer revolution is an explosion of nonsense.
People tell me they want to make the Bible relevant. Nonsense. The Bible's already relevant. You're the one that's irrelevant!
It's nonsense to say money doesn't buy happiness, but people exaggerate the extent to which more money can buy more happiness.
Cable news is more titillating to talk about who's up and who's down and all that nonsense as opposed to what's actually done.
Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.
We were born in this society, we grew up in this society. And we learn to be like everyone else, playing nonsense all the time.
One thing I detest most about the financial press is the lack of accountability. All sorts of nonsense is said without penalty.
The curiosity of the human mind is essential if you want citizens who think rather than accept the first nonsense they come to.
We don't go to war to protect Pizza Hut or Burger King or some other things, some of the nonsense I've seen on our battlefields.
Nonsense, when earnest, is impressive, and sometimes takes you in. If you are in a hurry, you occasionally mistake it for sense.
But I've got ideas. I keep my little notebook, I've always got that with me. Hopefully there's more stuff than nonsense in there.
They were saying computers deal with numbers. This was absolutely nonsense. Computers deal with arbitrary information of any kind.
People make relegation out to be a fate worse than death but that's nonsense. If the infrastructure is right, clubs can bounce back.
I have such a desire to sleep and am so much behind my sleep. A good night, one good night and all this nonsense will be swept away.
I have really good female friends. I've never bought the whole men-and-women-can't-be-friends thing. I think that's sort of nonsense.
My belief is that everything that's written about you is actually secondary showbiz nonsense, and you shouldn't take any notice of it.
I don't believe all this nonsense about market timing. Just buy good value and when the market is ready that value will be recognized.
If some people have the belief or view that the Dalai Lama has some miracle power, that's totally nonsense. I am just one human being.
The old idea of a composer suddenly having a terrific idea and sitting up all night to write it is nonsense. Nighttime is for sleeping.