I won't miss him. Maybe the West Edmonton Mall will miss him, but not me.

People didn't know the difference between a blue line and a clothes line.

You're too old to still be playing. I'll buy you a rocker you can sit in.

The NHL is the best in the world, it has the best players. I love the NHL.

I don't want to get into a 'he said, she said' with the refs...I'm the he.

My former wife made me a millionaire. I used to have three million dollars.

This is a sad, regrettable day that all of us wish could have been avoided.

I'd say there's 100 percent of the guys who think they're in the 25 percent.

To be a general manager in the NHL, you need to be smart, tough and ruthless.

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world.

I hope one day I will be able to play in a game in the NHL, not just practice.

I have to thank the guy who fired me because he was also the guy who hired me.

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky.

If you're built like a freight train, you can't drive around like a Volkswagen.

They do a lot of talking, but I'm not sure they actually understand each other.

Guys, I don't want to tell you half-truths, unless they're completely accurate.

Orr is the greatest young hockey player that's come along since I've been here.

Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo.

I had to pinch myself seeing the grassy knoll and the book suppository building.

It's the nuts and bolts time of the year and we don't have enough nuts and bolts.

Matt Cooke may be the worst fighter in the history of the National Hockey League.

I was happy to have an attraction in our building that we didn't have to pay for.

Once you win the Cup once, you feel like it's yours. You don't want to give it up.

I am 10 times smarter than everyone else in this game. Beyond a shadow of a doubt.

I don't train to look good in the mirror. I train to make improvements in my game.

My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones.

Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.

I have 3,000 penalty minutes. I don't need people dictating to me how to do my job.

Anybody who says they don't like fighting in the NHL have to be out of their minds.

The greatest athletes in the world play in the NHL there is no question about that.

I know you define leads by goals having the lead, but we never really had the lead.

I'm in the NHL and I'll take whatever reputation I can to get here and to stay here.

Aw, don't worry about that Doc. If it happens I could always come back as a forward.

Hockey is the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight.

We're going to be the best in the league at something. We're deep in anthem singers.

My dreams of NHL glory were never fulfilled so I had to settle for politics instead.

It's always good to have the building filled - even if it's with low-IQ Rangers fans.

There are two types of forwards. Scorers and bangers. Scorers score and bangers bang.

I've been fortunate. I've had no residual effects whatsoever. I got out just in time.

Very few cities in the NHL have the history or the following of the Detroit Red Wings.

Maybe playing in the NHL would be pretty nice, but that's more of a pipe dream for me.

Adding a player like Jack Hughes, a lot of teams in the NHL would dream of that talent.

I think the deal is not great for the players. It is definitely an owner-friendly deal.

They were checking us so closely, I could tell what brand of deodorant they were using.

We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.

It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown.

You'll never catch me bragging about goals, but I'll talk all you want about my assists.

I grabbed it and squeezed it back into place. It gave a little crunch and popped right in.

You can have all the talent in the world, but if the pumper's not there, it doesn't matter.

Eight days ago, we were the toast of the town. Eight days later we're Thanksgiving turkeys.

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