There is no escalator to [hockey] success only steps.

Potential is synonymous with getting your ass kicked.

Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.

I was lucky enough to have a hockey career in the NHL.

We don't care what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say.

Every time I see you naked, I feel sorry for your wife.

It must be the body. It's chiseled out of marshmallows.

You can always get someone to do your thinking for you.

I was young and stupid then. Now I'm not young anymore.

They left us together for a reason. Let's show them why.

I had all my own teeth and I wanted to keep it that way.

Half the game is mental, the other half is being mental.

We only speak two languages here: English and profanity.

You know what? I did! I impressed myself just making it.

This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us.

Hockey is a tough, physical game, and it always should be.

It seems like we're doing just enough to lose by a little.

Some guys score and some guys don't. We got a lot that don't.

Ranger fans are the rudest and they're proud of it, I'm sure.

I say no words... I can't speak with him. I shy. He too good.

Doing a good impression of a backup goalie the last few weeks.

I'm obviously into the sports. The NFL games and the NHL games.

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

Maybe there wasn't much hot water in the showers. I'm not sure.

I don't think any one person will ever be bigger than the game.

That's great. I'm 100 years old and people are still interested.

This is really a new NHL and it's built on speed and young guys.

I think any time you play your first NHL game, you remember that.

I might have practiced stick-handling with my head up a bit more.

Wild Thing made their hearts sing. But he couldn't top everything.

Old people, don't watch it because you might die just watching it.

No one in Montreal learns how to skate. You're just born that way.

I think he knows all my tricks. Or the fact I don't have any tricks

Our system of forechecking is to shoot the puck and leave it there.

Ovechkin does not play like a Russian. He plays like an NHL player.

A complacent player is a lazy player, and a lazy player is a loser.

It's an honour and a thrill and a privilege just to play in the NHL.

Don't feel sorry because my life is over. Be happy that it happened.

My brother Dash hit me on the head with five textbooks in a gym bag.

If I can be half the hockey player that Bobby Orr was, I'll be happy.

I was always a decent hockey player, but I'd have never made the NHL.

I mean the NHL never called me and wanted me to show up at the draft.

If I'd known it was going to take 25 years, I'd have started earlier.

I was fortunate to have talent, play on a good team and make the NHL.

He had better get married soon, because he's getting uglier every day!

He's the kind of guy who will stab you in the back right to your face.

I think it would be unbelievable to play in the NHL as an 18-year-old.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

You try to squeeze a little more Charmin in the pads when you face him.

Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying.

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