I played my age. Not bad.

When no one else signs me.

He's as old as some trees.

Just charge me with the usual.

If We Lose...We're All Screwed.

Every goal is a highlight film.

He's skating like he's 36 again.

Basically, I don't like anybody.

I just tape four Tylenols to it.

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

In the playoffs will beats skill.

I heard Rolex makes nice watches.

Every boo on the road is a cheer.

Oh, yes, I love sleepless nights.

Playing goal is like being shot at.

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

There's too much parity in the NHL.

It showed nothing. I'm not pregnant.

Ah, my sister used to hit me harder.

The kids just aren't the same today.

Ever since he's been a little boo-aw.

The kid looks good in his first game.

I told her they must all be sold out.

Maybe's he's just jealous I have hair.

I'm just glad it wasn't Machete Night.

Hockey is not a sport - it's a disease.

Girls, where are you? I can't find you.

It's only game. Why you have to be mad?

I'll still run him on the ice tomorrow.

Hell, I don't know if he speaks French.

Forget about style; worry about results.

What scares me is how easily it happened.

I don't like hockey. I'm just good at it.

When we've got the puck, they can't score.

I don't order fries with my club sandwich.

Maybe they should go back to wooden sticks.

I'm a die-hard NHL fan. I can't get enough.

I think Ovechkin is everything the NHL needs.

Just use the same quotes. It's the same story.

I've told you guys before, goalies don't think.

In the NHL, 95 percent of success is confidence.

You've got to go to the net if you want to score.

He's one of the most coachable players out there.

I Didn't Drop My Gloves. They Were Pulled Off Me!

Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.

It's like the animal kingdom. Adapt or go extinct.

Sure, Daniel wears number 22 and Henrik number 33.

The goal is too small and the goalies are too big.

Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings.

Is that a beard, or is Niedermayer eating a muskrat?

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