She's been on more laps than a napkin.

The most exciting business ideas fit on the back of an airplane napkin.

I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.

Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin!

So precious a talent as intellect never was given to be wrapt in a napkin and buried in the earth.

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.

When you start a show, the plans are not set in stone. They're really mutable, cocktail napkin sketches.

We don't choose our talents; but we needn't hide them in a napkin because they are not just what we want.

XML is not a language in the sense of a programming language any more than sketches on a napkin are a language.

I know I exaggerated things, now I got it like that. Tuck my napkin in my shirt cause I'm just mobbin like that.

When trying to seduce a woman, a writer says: 'I'm a writer', and scribbles a poem on a napkin. It always works.

Bring mine unopened, with a napkin and an opener. (Blaine) What? Afraid I’m going to spit in it, big boy? (Aimee)

Keeping even the most humble talent wrapped in a napkin becomes the more reprehensible the greater the emergency.

Dialogue is not just quotation. It is grimaces, pauses, adjustments of blouse buttons, doodles on a napkin, and crossings of legs

If I scribbled a few words on a cocktail napkin and showed it to my family, they'd proclaim it astonishing and more culturally relevant than the Bible.

Good?” Cam said. “Right?” I took another bite and nodded. “Well, I have a whole ton of them at home.” He stretched as he rolled up his napkin. “Just saying.

I had an American journalist say to me, "Is it true you wrote the whole of the first novel on napkins?" I was tempted to say, "On teabags, I used to save them.

When we ever invited the beast to dinner he didn't come in and swipe the napkins and start taking notes on the tablecloth 'bout how to take over the whole house?

When planning your wedding you make so many decisions: 'Do I want this fork or that fork?' But in the end people aren't going to remember what napkin holder you choose.

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