We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday.

My mother is an actress and very well known in France; hence, I move to London to start my own life.

Even at al my mother's concerts, I had never seen people go crazy the way they did with the Beatles.

Captain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner!

I have a daughter who is a sophomore in college and another who is in the 11th grade of high school.

My father was also a principal of a school and mother was a curriculum advisor. Both were educators.

My father went into the armed service and I never saw my mother - I don't know what happened to her.

I know Mother named me after a railroad man, but it's too late now, I'm afraid. Much, much too late.

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait."

The heaviest of my crosses was that I could do nothing to lighten the cross my mother was suffering.

I have an older sister who sounds, unfortunately, exactly like me, and we sound like our mother did.

As a child I was a great liar. Fortunately my mother liked my lies. I promised her marvelous things.

My mother died of lung cancer last year. I felt helpless. As an economist, I thought, What can I do?

I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.

Real Womanhood isn’t a function of becoming a great mother, but of being loved by your Great Father.

My mother had lived in London since I was little, so she never got to see my school plays and stuff.

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.

There is another old poet whose name I do not now remember who said, 'Truth is the daughter of Time.'

Early in my career I began receiving letters from a woman in the Midwest who claimed to be my mother.

I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy.

Where is your mother, Charlie asked. Dead. I’m sorry to hear that Thank you. But she was always dead.

[My mother] was the strength of our family, and I didn't realize that until I got a little bit older.

Father calls me William, sister calls me Will, Mother calls me Willie, but the fellows call me Bill!.

The tie which links mother and child is of such pure and immaculate strength as to be never violated.

(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothers’ shoulders until they leave a snot trail.)

We all show facets, to your mother, or to your boyfriend, or a friend. You're always a bit different.

Mothers have a huge influence on how their daughters view themselves and how they treat their bodies.

Anger is the mother of a whole brood of evil actions. Divorce too often is the bitter fruit of anger.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

There is no teacher equal to mother and there's nothing more contagious than the dignity of a father.

I was speechless. Rare for me, but if anyone was capable of shocking me to silence, it was my mother.

I didn't grow up with a mother, so I don't have that resource to rely on and ask a million questions.

All the riches in the world do not come close to the happiness of having children and being a mother.

A man who has been the indisputable favorite of his mother keeps for life the feeling of a conqueror.

As a mother, you feel much more vulnerable. And when you're vulnerable, you're a much better actress.

My natural mother died one month after I was born, apparently due to giving birth at an advanced age.

If you are humble nothing will touch you, neither praise nor disgrace, because you know what you are.

Daughters hate their mothers; I think it's the law of nature. But you know what? Then they come back.

Mothers are legendary for being able to read the thoughts of their children at just the right moment.

A mother's ability to provide for her children is not always tied to income, but rather to education.

My parents were divorced when I was young. I was really brought up by my mother's side of the family.

My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom "Let it be".

I was a very difficult child, and the time I spent reading was about the only peace I gave my mother.

Now here's a funky introduction of how nice I am Tell your mother, tell your father, send a telegram.

My mother worked in factories, worked as a domestic, worked in a restaurant, always had a second job.

My father and mother should have stayed in New York, where they met and married and where I was born.

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