We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday.
My mother is an actress and very well known in France; hence, I move to London to start my own life.
Even at al my mother's concerts, I had never seen people go crazy the way they did with the Beatles.
Captain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner!
I have a daughter who is a sophomore in college and another who is in the 11th grade of high school.
My father was also a principal of a school and mother was a curriculum advisor. Both were educators.
My father went into the armed service and I never saw my mother - I don't know what happened to her.
I know Mother named me after a railroad man, but it's too late now, I'm afraid. Much, much too late.
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.
My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait."
The heaviest of my crosses was that I could do nothing to lighten the cross my mother was suffering.
I have an older sister who sounds, unfortunately, exactly like me, and we sound like our mother did.
As a child I was a great liar. Fortunately my mother liked my lies. I promised her marvelous things.
My mother died of lung cancer last year. I felt helpless. As an economist, I thought, What can I do?
I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.
Real Womanhood isn’t a function of becoming a great mother, but of being loved by your Great Father.
My mother had lived in London since I was little, so she never got to see my school plays and stuff.