Nature abhors a moron.

The computer is a moron.

I'm a monster, not a moron.

If you don't vote, you're a moron.

Morons. I've got morons on my team.

Being a nurturer isn't being a moron.

Only morons start a business on a loan?

...the moron who thought love was forever.

Every great thinker is someone else's moron.

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

Maybe I'll try to be more patient with morons.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

Get your dirty stinking moron knees off my chest.

Even though he's a moron, I supported Tyson Fury.

One never quite allows for the moron in our midst.

I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.

It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron.

I'm not a complete moron like most musicians whom I've met.

President Bush is a friend of mine. He's not a moron at all.

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.

You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development.

Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself.

Testosterone is a great equalizer, it turns all men into morons.

I'm a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera.

As you get older, you're humbled by the fact that you're a moron.

Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.

If you behave like a stupid moron, you're going to get called out by me.

The computer, being a mechanical moron, can handle only quantifiable data.

I don't want to be a total moron and be just known as the jazz-handed judge.

Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster.

I'm a technological moron. I have, I have problems with like.. the television

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.

If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.

I am still mostly a moron, I do get into bad moods, I am not a perfected being.

I think anyone who is famous is a moron if they're on Twitter. It's just stupid.

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron.

George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you'll pardon the expression.

Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what I do.

Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi)

I'm not some ditzy moron who has no idea how to deal with a diplomat as if they're some exotic animal.

Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron.

One doesn't win by chance. One doesn't lead a business to make a €1 billion or €500 million if he is a moron.

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