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Look, as my mama always said, 'One monkey don't stop no show.
It was just a kiss – " "Yeah, and King Kong was just a monkey.
As the monkey climbs the tree, more people can see his bottom.
I don't envy guards. They're quick little monkeys, those guys.
When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.
No one is out to get you. It's just that... people are monkeys.
There's no right. There's no wrong. There's only popular opinion.
It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey
I have cats, dogs, monkeys and ducks at home - it's like a mini zoo.
Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.
I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water.
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.
You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town
Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder.
Monkey can make a long jump with his muscles; and man, with his wisdom!
Wearing a monkey suit really lets you know where you stand as an actor.
I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.
Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with.
I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them.
One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues.
We are monkeys. We like to chatter. Chattering doesn't cost us anything.
I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child.
Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are.
It is a lot better to come from an evolved monkey than from a fallen angel.
Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like.
I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both.
Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words.
No, monkeys are still having babies, why don't they have another human today?
I don't want my Patronus to be a monkey! Even though that's totally what it is.
You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.
You can't teach a monkey to speak and you can't teach an Arab to be democratic.
We are ashamed at the sight of a monkey--somehow as we are shy of poor relations.
People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.
I'm like a monkey. You don't let go of one branch until you get a hold of the other.
An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program.
Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here?
We see the man when we look at the monkey; we see the monkey when we look at the man!
You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
The puma is, with the exception of some monkeys, the most playful animal in existence.
I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys.
Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare.
Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor.
I dream of living off the land completely - in vain, because the monkeys eat everything.
Cardboard cutouts of cheerleaders operated by arthritic monkeys would move more fluidly.
My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery.
My big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who.
If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men.
The person that always wins, that`s the other thing. The monkey picking stocks always wins.
The fountain of youth is like the monkeys paw in the W. W. Jacobs story. It never ends well.