Money cannot make you happy, but it can get rid of many of the things that make you unhappy.

The only man who makes money following the races is one who does it with a broom and shovel.

After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money.

A woman's sense of self is defined through her feelings and the quality of her relationships.

It's easier for our software to compete with Linux when there's piracy than when there's not.

Algebra and money are essentially levelers; the first intellectually, the second effectively.

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night.

Most men love money and security more, and creation and construction less, as they get older.

If one man has a dollar he didn't work for, some other man worked for a dollar he didn't get.

Any relationship primarily built on physical attractiveness is predestined to be short lived.

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.

They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.

There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.

Money is the source of the greatest vice, and that nation which is most rich, is most wicked.

Profit or perish... There are only two ways to make money: increase sales and decrease costs.

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't matter.

When love and adventure are finished, it's nice to have getting and spending to fall back on.

Most people struggle financially because they take advice from sales people, not rich people.

Money is everything in this world to some people, and more than the next to other poor souls.

There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.

Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.

Time and money spent in helping men to do more for themselves is far better than mere giving.

I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.

If you want to know what a man is really like, take notice of how he acts when he loses money.

If you're trying to get out of debt, you have to be willing to treat everything as expendable.

We start this new year in the midst of an economic crisis unlike we have seen in our lifetime.

If a man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.

Register my money, for the money gymnastic. Cause I make it flip now they be lookin all nasty.

Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money.

I was never sloppy with other people's money. Only my own. Because I figure, well, you can be.

On why he has donated $600 million to selected charities. I simply decided I had enough money.

The blues is losing someone you love and not having enough money to immerse yourself in drink.

I don't need a $100 million mistake. Try to make a $5 million mistake if you have to make one.

Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Only buy something that you'd be perfectly happy to hold if the market shut down for 10 years.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

That's the thing about Mother Nature, she really doesn't care what economic bracket you're in.

I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me

Don't ever let economic alone determine your career or how you spend the majority of your time.

I don't believe that artists really are interested in money. That's not the motivation for art.

Rich people have small TVs and big libraries, and poor people have small libraries and big TVs.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband.

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