Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn't know any women.

A lot of money doesn't make anyone more often right. It just makes him harder to correct.

I present myself to you in a form suitable to the relationship I wish to achieve with you.

We should raise the minimum wage so that no one who works full time has to live in poverty

We had access to too much money, too much equipment, and little by little, we went insane.

We're not in this for the fast money. Really, what we want is to be part of this industry.

It is always safe to assume that people are more subtle and less sensitive than they seem.

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.

Money is in some respects like fire; it is a very excellent servant but a terrible master.

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.

I give lectures for money, but all the money goes to charity. So, I make no money from it.

A man who both spends and saves money is the happiest man, because he has both enjoyments.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

Rich people buy luxuries last, while the poor and middle class tend to buy luxuries first.

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

I made my money the old-fashioned way; I inherited it. I think that's a great thing to do.

As precious as knowledge itself is the learning. As precious as any reward is the earning.

The trouble for most people is they don't decide to get wealthy, they just dream about it.

Having, First, gained all you can, and, Secondly saved all you can, Then give all you can.

I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.

Bump in my hoopty hoopty hoop. I own that. And I aint payin my rent this month. I owe that.

Niggas know my pussy taste like mango-tango so they put a couple karats in my ankle bangles

Listen! We're not just doing this for the money! We're doing this for a S*** LOAD of money!

Money ... it's both the most complicated and the most passionate relationship in our lives.

All powerful money gives birth and beauty. [Lat., Et genus et formam regina pecunia donat.]

Part of your heritage in this society is the opportunity to become financially independent.

The truth is, there is money buried everywhere, and you have only to go to work to find it.

Foul cankering rust the hidden treasure frets, but gold that's put to use more gold begets.

Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.

For me, money is not my definition of success. Inspiring people is a definition of success.

Making money is easy. It is. The difficult thing in life is not making it, it's keeping it.

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street

Money lost is bewailed with unfeigned tears. [Lat., Ploratur lacrimis amissa pecunia veris.]

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

Cultivated people should be superior to any consideration so sordid as a mercenary interest.

For me, the money isn't a big issue. I'm at the end of my career and I'm just happy to play.

Batman. I like the idea that if I had enough money, time, and vengeance, I could become him.

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.

Politics isn't about big money or power games; it's about the improvement of people's lives.

I've always thought anyone can make money. Making a life worth living, that's the real test.

There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we all count ourselves among them.

The only difference between them and my girls is that my girls gave a man his money's worth.

It is a common observation that any fool can get money; but they are not wise that think so.

Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents.

If one does not wish bonds broken, one should make them elastic and thereby strengthen them.

It's easier to force feed people than it is to give 'em what they want. It makes more money.

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

Quality is free. It's not a gift, but it's free. The 'unquality' things are what cost money.

No amount of pay ever made a good soldier, a good teacher, a good artist, or a good workman.

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