Is it two? Three? Leave a good tip, Imma blow all my money and don't give two shits.

The greatest luxury of riches is that they enable you to escape so much good advice.

one of the greatest deterrents to successful investing is the three-letter word ego.

Victory is everything. You can spend the money but you can never spend the memories.

Many good qualities are not sufficient to balance a single want - the want of money.

What a ready passport wealth gives its possessor to the good opinions of this world!

Many good qualities are not sufficient to balance a single want - the want of money.

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn 100 million into $110 million is inevitable.

Time is more value than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.

Money can't buy happiness, but it will certainly get you a better class of memories.

I have always said that if I were a rich man, I would employ a professional praiser.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

It's better to waste money, than it is to waste time. You can always get more money.

Taking it all in all, I find it is more trouble to watch after money than to get it.

A nation is not in danger of financial disaster merely because it owes itself money.

Cause POP POP POP it goes my rubber band. So STOP STOP STOP sniffin that contraband.

Spendin all the money I just worked my ass off for doing things that I won't regret.

What better way to prove that you understand a subject than to make money out of it?

True lovers know how trifling a thing is money yet how difficult to blend with love!

The legal tender quality [of money] is only valuable for the purposes of dishonesty.

Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover that there isn't a God.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don't want to do.

Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.

... money trials are not the hardest, and somehow or other, they are always overcome.

Modern man is frantically trying to earn enough to buy things he's too busy to enjoy.

Money is just a symbol we use to facilitate te gathering of memories and experiences.

New York City is a great monument to the power of money and greed... a race for rent.

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.

More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than has been taken from the earth.

The day, water, sun, moon, night - I do not have to purchase these things with money.

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.

Being young is not having any money; being young is not minding not having any money.

What's the quickest way to become a millionaire? Borrow fivers off everyone you meet.

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.

Money is not a measure of a man's character or success in the arena of public service.

Did you work for the money to buy those earrings? Or did your Daddy buy those for you?

I'm not interested in making money. It's just that with my talent, I'm cursed with it.

If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church.

Power just goes to two poles — to those who've got money, and those who've got people.

When a man loves a woman, periodically he needs to pull away before he can get closer.

Money is of no value; it cannot spend itself. All depends on the skill of the spender.

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

The importance of money flows from it being a link between the present and the future.

If thou wilt make a man happy, add not unto his riches but take away from his desires.

There is no class so pitiably wretched as that which possesses money and nothing else.

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

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