My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.

My mom is practically my stylist. My mom's amazing, she's like everything woman.

My dad used to play drums in a country band, and my mom is an incredible singer.

If I should have a daughter, instead of "Mom," she's going to call me "Point B."

It's the moms who always have to work a little harder, to make everything right.

A mom isn't an individual to lean on, but a person to generate leaning needless.

My mom told me to do whatever I wanted to do and don't get too anxious about it.

My mother was the source from which I derived the guiding principles of my life.

I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.

First and foremost, I am a mom. I get the most fulfillment being with my family.

I think my mom put it best. She said, 'Little girls soften their daddy's hearts.'

I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother.

I learned to cook from my mom. Most of what I ate growing up was Italian cooking.

My mom has said she wished I were gay... I don't think she likes my taste in men.

Every working mom I know is constantly walking some kind of a tightrope of guilt.

How lucky we are that we love each other so much that we burst into three pieces.

Personally, I am obsessed with my mom, and I would do literally anything for her.

My mom has always said that you don't know what love is until you've had a child.

I grew up walking around naked in my house. My mom was like that, and my sisters.

Perhaps we are given a mom that we might take into death the memory of a lullaby.

Oh, what a power is motherhood, possessing a potent spell. Love, Light, Blessings

I would never date or marry an actress. I will marry the girl of my mom's choice.

Motherhood is priced Of God, at price no man may dare To lessen or misunderstand.

[My mother] always said I was beautiful and I finally believed her at some point.

Mom - the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.

I'm not a religious person. My mom was of Jewish blood and my dad was Protestant.

I probably got from my mom a passion for public policy and and civic involvement.

I would like to have a family someday, and I can't wait to be a stay-at-home mom.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

Mothers and children are human beings, and they will sometimes do the wrong thing.

It's not my business to raise anybody else's kids. Mom and Dad got to do all that.

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me!

Being able to take care of myself is something that my mom really instilled in me.

Being the only man in the household with my mom definitely helped me grow up fast.

Mom always tells me to celebrate everyone's uniqueness. I like the way that sounds.

You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.

Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

My mom has beautiful eyes, and I inherited a lot of her rituals, accentuating eyes.

She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn't take them along.

I work too hard, I'd be a really bad mom, unfortunately. I can't even keep a plant!

And what is a stage dad, or a stage mom? It's someone who's protective. That's all.

I looked into her eyes. "Mom, who do you pray to?" I just pray, Daniel. That's all.

I'm a real stay-at-home mom. I'm really hands-on. Everything else became secondary.

My mom told me, 'don't grow up too quickly; once you're an adult, you're an adult.'

I dyed my hair blonde when I was 14. My mom was not happy. But I love being blonde.

No, Mom. I said fine." "It's just your tone." Ah, yes- the tone. The nasty traitor.

Probably the only thing my mom and dad agreed on was the vital importance of guilt.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

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