I usually never walk by a microphone.

The state would rather give me an uzi than a microphone.

Take a microphone out of my hands, and I'm just plain folks.

Any man with a microphone can tell you what he loves the most.

I love a microphone and a big crowd; I'm an entertainer, I guess.

I'm always in range of a microphone. I even have a studio at home.

Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.

When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.

I went from MC to being MS, this microphone controller is the motivational speaker.

I'm liking the idea more and more of just standing up with a microphone and talking.

The best time for gum is just before getting onstage. I need a minty-fresh microphone.

You're stuck in front of the microphone. You can't use your hands. I like to do things

Twitter," said Manny, waving his hand. "You know what that is? Termites with microphones.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

So while you're imitating Al Capone, I'll be Nina Simone And defecating on your microphone.

If I ever get Manziel disease, I want all of you to smack me in the head with your microphones.

I have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so I'm well balanced today.

When it comes down to the music, it's just you and the microphone. It's not you and the record execs.

Things like microphones are dangerous things because you never know when they might feedback and squeal.

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.

Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver.

It's much easier to spend a lot of time making your microphone louder than it is working on making your message more compelling.

My experience tells me that any time you hear people laughing on a sitcom, it's the writers who happen to be closest to the microphones - not the audience.

When I first started to beatbox on the microphone with the Get Fresh Crew, people were shocked. Some things are just supposed to happen and you have to roll with it.

A singer for me is more like someone who is standing alone with a microphone like Scott Walker, rather than someone who is bashing a plank and is spitting all over a microphone.

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