Men know something that women don't know. Never ask directions of a stranger.

If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.

I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.

As far as I knew white women were never lonely, except in books. White men adored them, Black men desired them and Black women worked for them.

No men who really think deeply about women retain a high opinion of them; men either despise women or they have never thought seriously about them.

I grew up watching the Lakers and the Dodgers and the Rams, all local men's professional teams, and never really had any women that I grew up watching.

Women are reputed never to be disgusted. The sad fact is that they often are, but not with men; following the lead of men, they are most often disgusted with themselves.

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.

Men can be men and still get excited about other men kicking a ball around and they're never mocked, whereas it's easy for women to take mocking on board, to be belittled. Because we're used to it.

The one place I never felt at all comfortable in the military was in private circles of conversation. There's a tendency, especially among young men, to objectify and denigrate women behind closed doors.

Clearly, products for women are not as well scrutinized as products for men. It appears they never tested the implants in breast tissue and that they received decades of complaints from women. It's the kind of stuff that makes you want to scream!

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