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It is a familiar beast to man, and signifies love.
The 'music' is not an open court and a fair trial.
His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
Which office do I go to to get my reputation back?
Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
I don't own an inch of land, but all I see is mine.
Travelers never think that they are the foreigners.
I don't believe in divorce. I believe in widowhood.
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy.
Life is to be lived through action not by dreaming.
Work is the only thing that gives substance to life.
False face must hide what the false heart doth know.
The most popular labor saving device is still money.
Whenever I go past McDonalds I get very, very angry.
I have more influence now than when I had the power.
The vote means nothing to women. We should be armed.
I'm tough, ambitious and I know exactly what I want.
The researcher is more memorable than the researched.
You don't have to have fought in a war to love peace.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with.
All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.
A thug only understands you when you speak his language
For me, being memorable is more important than winning.
He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.
Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.
Justice is better than chivalry if we cannot have both.
I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.
Super Bowl kicks, those are the most memorable moments.
I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.
Comedy - and I say this with humility - comedy needs me.
Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.
Your face is a book, where men may read strange matters.
With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying.
The heresy of one age becomes the orthodoxy of the next.
April 2nd is a memorable moment of my cricketing career.
My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.
Language exerts hidden power, like the moon on the tides.
Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.
There is no such thing as security. There never has been.
We are not what we know but what we are willing to learn.
Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.
It's one giant Bowflex commercial covered in booze vomit.
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
I don't mind being miserable as long as I'm painting well.
I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess.