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The only one who can beat me is me.
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
Maybe I'm the only footballer who isn't interested in cars. My Lancia Y gets me around.
I felt such a deep connection with dolphins. I felt like they were the only ones who understood me.
The president is a president for all Singaporeans. Not only for those who have voted for me, but even for those who have not voted for me.
The only actor who I think probably might have possibly taken a swing at me if he could have would be Burt Reynolds. He used to call Roger and me the Bruise Brothers, out of Chicago.
I wasn't one of those kids who stole Richard Pryor records. I wasn't a comedy-nerd kid. I had no concept of stand-up. Actually, the only inkling of stand-up I had was I read one of Paul Reiser's books when I was, like, 12. I found it at a yard sale, and I carried it around with me for six years.