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I've had a lot of people tell me I'm faster than Tyson.
I was not going to let people tell me what I'm capable of.
I don't let other people tell me what to do. Well, unless it's my mum.
People tell me I'm intimidating and I've got to come to terms with it.
I've been to Reagan National Airport. I tell people it was named after me.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
Over the years I've had people tell me that they come to my show to escape.
When people tell me that I'm a hothead, I have one response, 'You got a problem with that?'
I like meeting people, cause they tell me I'm pretty, and I just have to say thank you a lot.
I tell stories about the people around me, I tell stories about me. I tell stories about my hood.
I like being the underdog. I like turning around and shutting people up when they tell me I can't.
People seem comfortable with me. And maybe that's got a lot to do with shows like Graham Norton. You just tell it like it is on those programs.
When I got laid off, I would write my friends these 15-page-long emails. This was before people had personal emails, and my friends would tell me that I was going to get them fired if I kept sending them stuff, so I started a website.