McDonald's is over with. But chips and candy and stuff, it's going to be hard to get away from that.

My acting career began at age three and my parents got me into it. I was in a McDonald's commercial.

People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got.

I used to sit in front of McDonald's and ask people for dollars to get me a cheeseburger. It was bad.

I call tennis the McDonald's of sport - you go in, they make a quick buck out of you, and you're out.

I like to get people fired up, fill them with zeal for McDonald's, and watch the results in their work.

How about that McDonald's two blocks from Ground Zero? That's killed more people than the 19 hijackers.

Earth is the crossroads of every possible alien. We're the McDonald's next to the highway of the galaxy.

Where am I? (Nick) Hospital. (Kyrian) Really? No kidding? And here I thought I was at McDonald’s. (Nick)

When you're a corporation, you're going to stick with what works. That's why every McDonald's is the same.

If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.

The main thing is to race over to McDonald's to get an egg McMuffin before they shut down for the morning.

No two countries that both had McDonald's had fought a war against each other since each got its McDonald's

I can eat everything; chocolate, hamburgers, pizza, go to McDonalds, Burger King, KFC. It's all in my body.

McDonalds. Apple. Starbucks. They were all small businesses, owned by entrepreneurs and people with vision.

Saying spirituality cannot exist without religion is like saying hamburgers cannot exist without McDonald's.

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

The great thing about McDonald's is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads.

If De Niro wants to spend the twilight of his career as the McDonald's of master thespians, we can't stop him.

Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one.

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial.

I think it is true that you can eat extremely healthy food at McDonald's, and you can eat amazingly badly at Chipotle.

I've been tremendously moved by a bunch of odd books. Ross McDonald is very important to me. I love the Lew Archer books.

Kids are not driving themselves to McDonalds. It's not about kids and their choices. It's about parents and their choices.

Oakland has now increased its payroll to the point that it now ranks third in the Bay Area among all McDonald's franchises.

People should just be aware of how they are eating... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad.

Perfection is very difficult to achieve, and perfection was what I wanted in McDonald's. Everything else was secondary for me.

For stage wear and gowns, Julien McDonald, who is a friend of mine. I love that he can be totally over the top for stage wear!

McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.

Not that I dislike McDonalds, but things must be pretty bad in Moscow if people are willing to wait three hours for large fries.

Don't just eat McDonald's, get something a bit better. Eat a salad. That's what fashion is. It's something that is a bit better.

McDonald's is almost 50 years old. For 47 years we had a pretty consistent track record of being able to deliver admirable sales.

I'm not saying that McDonald's gift certificates caused the obesity epidemic, but in retrospect, the timing is kind of suspicious.

McDonald's is a people business, and that smile on that counter girl's face when she takes your order is a vital part of our image.

Can you believe it? Fifty miles from McDonald's. I didn't think there was anywhere in the world that was fifty miles from McDonald's.

Why does McDonald's have to count every burger that they sell? What is their ultimate goal? Do they want cows to surrender voluntarily?

How many McDonald's gift certificates would it take to sway a lot of Americans to pledge to never publicly criticize the U.S, President?

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

A successful business is a good way to create significant wealth, but not every business will grow into a News Corporation or a McDonalds.

There is a lot of difference at McDonald's between the guy in the back making the fries and the manager up front who is running the place.

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft.

In Tokyo, London or Los Angeles people go into McDonald's and the restaurants are identical and people are comfortable. It's unthreatening.

If you're just grinding up hamburger at McDonald's, I see that as a bit of an affront to living things. You're not really honoring the life.

Julian was the son of Diokles of Sparta, also known as Diokles the Butcher. That man made the Marquis de Sade look like Ronald McDonald. (Ben)

I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.

I worked at a McDonald's drive-through. I could always tell when girls were interested: They'd drive around again and say, "I forgot something."

If I have to work in McDonalds, fine - I had a really great run and made a living at music for 20 years, and how many other people can say that?

The way we subsidize food makes it cheaper to go to McDonald's and get a hamburger than a salad, and that's insane. It's pure government policy.

The Golden Arches of McDonald's rise, glorious across the landscape, contempo-monolithic, simple in concept as Stonehenge if we could but see it.

If you get down about the state of American culture, just remember there are still more public libraries in this country than there are McDonalds.

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