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Excuse me? I'm alive too.
Oh great. Yoda captured us.
They call me, The Sharkalator
Max-I'm not going to die today.
You stand out like a fart in a church.
It is my time. The time of maximum ride.
I offered to pee on him, but they said no
Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?
Pick a tree. I'll carve our initials into it." -Fang
Once a bird kid, always a bird kid. - maximum ride series
Gazzy: "Just Ten?" Angel: "No." Gazzy: "Five?" Angel: "No.
I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.
you're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you? He blushed modestly.
Don't ever leave me again." -Max I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang
Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned.
Gazzy: "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.
Ari felt like, Hellooo, I have wings! I turn into a wolf! Blending is out is out of the question!
The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.
Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open." Have you been watching Oprah again?
He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet. "You looove me," he crooned smugly. Holding his arms out wide, he added, "You love me this much.
I feel like I'm going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn't do, because I haven't eaten. I can't even drag myself out of my room. And while I'd be able to muster the strength to roundhouse Fang until he begged for MERCY, I'de be mush around an Eraser.