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I jerk off 'til I bust blood.
Clinton masturbates in the sinks.
Masturbation is great for the right arm
Masturbation is good for the right arm.
German radicalism: freedom-masturbation.
Stars today are just masturbation images.
In masturbation there is nothing but loss.
Writing is like a mental masturbation to me.
Masturbation! The amazing availability of it!
Philosophy is to science as masturbation is to sex.
Female masturbation is permissible unconditionally.
If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.
Masturbation is an absolutely peerless cure for the hiccups
I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.
The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well.
When I'm all alone and I'm by myself, little Peter keeps me company.
Contempt for others, like masturbation, is best as a secret pleasure.
Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.
Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?
I thought the whole masturbation thing was really odd and really weird.
I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that.
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.
Writing a book is like masturbation, and making a movie is like an orgy.
What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.
Novels, except as aids to masturbation, play no part in contemporary life.
Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.
Well, one thing you can say for masturbation... you certainly don't have to look your best.
Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.
But it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!
If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again.
Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.
The whole point is you're telling a story to an audience. So when there's no audience, it's like cinematic masturbation.
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.
We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie.
It's what I call "mental masturbation", when you engage is some pointless intellectual exercise that has no possible meaning.
When they say take from my body, I think I'll take from mine instead. Getting off, getting off while they're all down stairs.
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
They are this horrible thing where you are distorted. The chin is too big, the head is too small. No, this is electronic masturbation.
Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you masturbate with a partner.
Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else.
Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older than me. But just in case, I will tell you. Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!
Women are denied masturbation even more severely than men and that's another method of control-they're not taught to please themselves.... Most women-it takes them a while to warm up to the "situation" but once they get into it, I'm sure they're going to get just as hooked as-well, everyone I know is!