Don't disrespect the sword marshmallow.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

If Facebook is Lucky Charms, Instagram is just the marshmallows.

I have a heart of gold, but I'm really a marshmallow in my heart.

Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something.

Boomf is the noise a marshmallow makes when it falls through your letterbox.

And you can save more money for retirement. It’s not just about marshmallows.

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow

I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.

See, behind all my tough, rough exterior is basically a marshmallow, maybe a pussycat. But not a wimp!

Too bad we don't have marshmallows. This is an amazing fire." Howard emerged through the smoke behind Edilio.

True marshmallow - and I'm not talking about those ones from a bag - is nothing more than an Italian meringue set with gelatin.

I love chocolate. Black chocolate with marshmallow inside, caramel inside. If I could only have two foods, I'd take some fantastic chocolate. And some terrible chocolate. I love the Clark Bar.

With a few exceptions, birds are not to be trusted; it is not normal to have such soft, vulnerable bodies bookended with slashing beaks and razor-sharp claws. It is as unnatural as an armed marshmallow.

Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in.

I always felt stupid at the skate park. Everyone else is just wiping out and getting hurt, but they didn't even have helmets and knee pads - and I'm over here looking like some kind of marshmallow. I felt so ridiculous.

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