Ever since college, I make friends. They get married. I lose friends.

I'm obsessed with getting married, but I don't even have a boyfriend.

My mom's never been married. I've never even seen my mom kiss a dude.

I'm married, I'm monogamous, but I'm not dead, and Bill isn't either.

On the whole, show business is a hard business in which to be married

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Tamaki: A girl should only show skin once she's married, not before!!!

I got married because it was the right time and the right thing to do.

Don't get married to an actress because they're also actresses in bed.

On the whole, show business is a hard business in which to be married.

He had better get married soon, because he's getting uglier every day!

Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.

I ran straight through the boundaries a married couple should live by.

You should get married more often," Loki teased. "It makes you feisty.

The best part of married life is the fights. The rest is merely so-so.

I admit I'm a miser! The most generous thing I've done is get married!

What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

You must be DIVORCED from your SIN, or you cannot be MARRIED to CHRIST.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Poetry was the maiden I loved, but politics was the harridan I married.

If I'm not the sexiest man alive, explain why so many women married me.

If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.

That's your life. Get used to it. Don't get mad at me- you married him.

Married life requires shared mystery even when all the facts are known.

I believe there are certain types of movements which cannot be married.

If you are blessed, you are blessed, whether you are married or single.

I don't think anyone gets married thinking that they will get divorced.

I have married thriteen couples. I'm about to do a marriage next month.

The Seed of Chucky is not a good thing to watch before you get married.

My parents got married when they were 16, and they never had any money.

My sister is married to a white guy, so it's nothing new for our family.

My mom and dad weren't together, so I never thought I would get married.

You can only really get under anybody's skin if you are married to them.

I married my college boyfriend, so I've been with him since I was a kid.

I got married when I was 16 so I had to do shift-work to make ends meet.

You have to learn how to be married. You have to learn to love somebody.

I deal with unhappy marriages a lot. I've never been married, I'm single

An anniversary is a reminder as to why you love and married this person.

If people only knew the truth about being married to Sylvester Stallone.

For a married couple to expect perfection for each other is unrealistic.

The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married.

If I'd married someone in show business, there'd be too much competition.

Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks

You should indeed have longer tarried By the roadside before you married.

Taylor being married and so on, that does evolve the dynamic on the road.

You want a happy romantic relationship? Don’t ruin it by getting married.

I turned forty, and Im finally going to get married and maybe have a kid.

I didn’t marry The One, I married this one, and the two of us became one.

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