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When I get married, it'll be no secret.
When I get married it will be for keeps.
I haven't decided when I'll get married.
Before I got married, I dated the gamut.
I'm not sure I ever want to get married.
I married the reigning mustache champion.
Who wants to be married to a grandfather?
I was married once before, and I stopped.
I'd rather go to Vietnam than get married.
One fool at least in every married couple.
If you get married, you become vulnerable.
If you're married you'll have tough times.
I have no plans of getting married so soon
Great sex is why we're so happily married!
Bachelor parties are for the married guys.
What if obese people couldn't get married?
I got married really fast and really young.
A young man married is a man that's marred.
A really good detective never gets married.
Inventors don't have time for married life.
I've been married over 50 years of my life.
Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers
I've married a friggin horse. And he bites.
I was married for 36 years but now I'm free.
A married man turns his staffe into a stake.
If I get married, I want to be very married.
What do I know about sex? I’m a married man.
Once I married Fernando, I became invisible.
I don't know if I want to get married again.
Sexual touch is the dessert of married life!
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.
If you really want to be lonely, get married.
If Math was a woman, we'd be married already.
I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.
I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.
The surest way to be alone is to get married.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
I'm married to the person I fell in love with.
I got married and had a baby. Created a human.
I'll be sober ten years and married nine soon.
I don't want to be married just to be married.
Is this a proposal? I'm married now, you know.
In married life three is company and two none.
Everybody should get married - once. I was 25.
I married her just because she looks like you.
Love is so much better when you're not married.
Im married, so I tend not to hit on every girl.
I don't need to be married, but I feel married.
Happiness is being married to your best friend.
I really like being married. I love my husband.