When I get married, it'll be no secret.

When I get married it will be for keeps.

I haven't decided when I'll get married.

Before I got married, I dated the gamut.

I'm not sure I ever want to get married.

I married the reigning mustache champion.

Who wants to be married to a grandfather?

I was married once before, and I stopped.

I'd rather go to Vietnam than get married.

One fool at least in every married couple.

If you get married, you become vulnerable.

If you're married you'll have tough times.

I have no plans of getting married so soon

Great sex is why we're so happily married!

Bachelor parties are for the married guys.

What if obese people couldn't get married?

I got married really fast and really young.

A young man married is a man that's marred.

A really good detective never gets married.

Inventors don't have time for married life.

I've been married over 50 years of my life.

Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers

I've married a friggin horse. And he bites.

I was married for 36 years but now I'm free.

A married man turns his staffe into a stake.

If I get married, I want to be very married.

What do I know about sex? I’m a married man.

Once I married Fernando, I became invisible.

I don't know if I want to get married again.

Sexual touch is the dessert of married life!

What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.

If you really want to be lonely, get married.

If Math was a woman, we'd be married already.

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.

The surest way to be alone is to get married.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

I'm married to the person I fell in love with.

I got married and had a baby. Created a human.

I'll be sober ten years and married nine soon.

I don't want to be married just to be married.

Is this a proposal? I'm married now, you know.

In married life three is company and two none.

Everybody should get married - once. I was 25.

I married her just because she looks like you.

Love is so much better when you're not married.

Im married, so I tend not to hit on every girl.

I don't need to be married, but I feel married.

Happiness is being married to your best friend.

I really like being married. I love my husband.

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