I made a vow to Chris when we married that I'd love him and I'd be with him in sickness and in health and I did OK with that.

Every married man who wants peace in the relationship, should learn the trick to avoid that one question - 'How is the food?'

I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that it's not about the ring. It's a grave thing, getting married.

It was really shocking to me that when I was dating a dude I could get married and my taxes were 8 grand less, blah blah blah.

Prior to our daughter being born, I think getting married is another big step. That definitely settles things down personally.

My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"

It was never my intention to marry anybody. Economics are basically the only reason to get married, but I'm very glad I did it.

I always remembered that when I saw people get married they got on a rocketship and went to Planet Happiness, Population: Them.

I felt Helen Willis was in tune with the situation of a black woman married to a white man, and she had no problem being black.

I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.

Sadly, the timing's never been right. There have been men who would have married me but I didn't feel the same, and vice versa.

I'm an entrepreneur. I'm married to an entrepreneur. So I haven't just sipped the entrepreneurship cool-aid, I bleed this stuff.

I've never had a dislike for men. I've been badly treated by some. But I've been loved greatly by some. I married a lot of them.

I don't really have any women in my life, actually those two - the women in my life are two married women who work at my office.

I never believed marriage was a lasting institution . . . I thought that to be married for five years was to be married forever.

Making a movie is like getting married. You're like, "Am I going to marry this project? Am I ready for that kind of commitment?"

I think the mistake some people make is they try to change the man they love after they get married. You cannot change a person.

There were many years when I didn't even know if I wanted to get married. I don't know if I believe in that institution, really.

I got married because I wanted to do something that was more than I understood, because my feelings were more than I understood.

That it's no good loving me because I'm never going to get married anyway and he'd just end up hating me later instead of sooner.

I want my permanent address to be in Oklahoma. Someday, when I get married and I have kids, that's where I want to raise my kids.

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

You hear about those stories where a person is married to someone and they have another family - that's pretty much unforgivable!

There were 117 psychoanalysts on the Pan Am flight to Vienna and I'd been treated by at least six of them. And married a seventh.

I'm at that point in my life where I definitely want to get married soon. I've got my dogs as surrogates, but I'm ready for kids.

If I get married again, I'm just going to buy the woman a house and break up with her, because that will be the end result anyway.

If you are someone, you know, with fame, whatever amount, it's good to be married to someone who's not impressed with that at all.

There cannot be any great happiness in the married life except each in turn give up his or her own humors and lesser inclinations.

Before I was married to Martin and became a King, I was a proud Scott, shaped by my mother's discernment and my father's strength.

I was schooled at home, then didn't go to university because I married when I was 17. I didn't go into work until late in my life.

I did not choose solitude. Who would? It came on me like a kind of vocation, demanding an effort that married women can't picture.

I'm not looking to get married or anything like that. I'm just a john now. I'm going to be paying for sex for the rest of my life.

Getting married and really digging in with another human being can point out your greatest strengths and your greatest weaknesses.

Every day there is a compromise. Living with somebody requires a lot of understanding. But I love being married. I really love it.

When it's over, I want to say: all my life I was a bride married to amazement. I was the bridegroom, taking the world into my arms.

You get excited about getting married, aight, but after you're married for awhile, you gotta have a process to make it work, aight.

La femme marie e est un esclave qu'il faut savoir mettre sur un tro" n e. A married woman is a slave whom one must put on a throne.

‎ When a person is born we rejoice, and when they're married we jubilate, but when they die we try to pretend nothing has happened.

Choosing to be loved and to take the leap to get married younger than most of my friends was not a career-limiting decision for me.

I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes.

I think a lot of people who feel as though they desperately want to be married oftentimes simply desperately want to have a wedding.

I don't really know why I'm such an emotional person, that's just how I was born. It's a problem. It's not easy to be married to me.

You need to know everything. You both need to be comfortable with sharing everything. If you can't you are NOT ready to get married.

Terror, married to technology and accommodated by progress in travel, has turned evil individuals into traveling ballistic missiles.

I knew I wanted a 'Girls'-type show about my life, but what's the big thing that happened to me? Oh, I got married when I was young.

Artie said it would be nice if we got married. I said it would be nice, too. The next thing I knew, we were on our way to Las Vegas.

If you need to be bound to someone, then it's important to be married. If you are independent, then it's important to not be married.

I love being married: you don't have to go out, you don't have to be on the prowl, and you don't have to be on the matchmaking sites.

I'm married, I've been married to the same woman for - well, I've been with the same woman for close to...long enough to fool around.

Well, it'd certainly be fascinating if we discovered that gays were better at being married than heterosexuals are. Talk about irony.

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