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My mother would not talk to me for weeks, would not stay under my roof for as long as I was married to Oleg.
There was never any question about his (Enos Slaughter) courage. He proved it by getting married four times.
I'm not a natural ocean person. I married into a family of swimmers, and I've slowly been drawn into the sea.
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
I feel like I'm married to what I do, to the streets. And I feel like when the streets are mad, it's serious.
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.
I'm glad I did 'Married... with Children,' and I liked making all that money, and we all had a lot of laughs.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
Before she married my father, my mother was a film reviewer for The Akron Beacon Journal - a small newspaper.
Getting married and staying married is a wonderful way to increase your wealth - but the key is stay married.
The trouble with many married people is that they are trying to get more out of marriage than there is in it.
It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.
I don't have a visa. The only thing I can do where I can leave the country and come back is if I get married.
I was a married woman and I had a baby. I would have adored it, but I just couldn't do it because I'm a lady.
I got married young, far too young, but it is fine. We are still married 48 years later. I got married at 19.
I have met with women whom I really think would like to be married to a Poem and to be given away by a Novel.
I was not a womanizer; I didn't date a lot. If I kissed somebody, I was basically married from that point on.
I am clearly vulnerable on the question of socializing under circumstances not appropriate for a married man.
The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer.
Someone once said the fundamental reason we get married is because have a universal human need for a witness.
Beaverbrook is so pleased to be in the government that he is like the town tart who finally married the Mayor.
After being married for over 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair.
I want to direct in Denmark. I married a writer; my best friend's a writer, so I always wanted to be a writer.
A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.
I'm still picking pockets--I just do it as legally as I can. Being married to a cop limits certain activities.
I was born Mary Patterson, but then I married and naturally took my husband's name, so now I'm Neil Patterson.
I feel lucky because most of my friends aren't married. So I don't feel that, 'oh, step on it, you're thirty.'
What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.
If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom.
As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
Johnny once described our relationship by saying we were as close as two people could be without being married.
I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better.
What has the women's movement learned from Geraldine Ferraro's candidacy for vice president? Never get married.
It is possible for a spinster to be disappointed in lovers, but only the married are ever disappointed in love.
I have to tell everyone everything that's going on. It is different once you're married, because that's sacred.
Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three.
Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.
Prostitutes don't sell their bodies, they rent their bodies. Housewives sell their bodies when they get married.
When we got married, we kind of kept it quiet because everybody was saying, 'Oh, Mickey and Minnie got married.'
When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.
Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.
Love is the terrible secret people are suspected of unless they're married, then one always suspects they don't.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.
Clinton vetoed the repeal of the marriage tax. I guess Bill figures if he's married, then we all have to suffer.
It's bad enough when married people bore one another, but it's much worse when only one of them bores the other.
And in a marriage you can't TRY and be married. You're married or you're not married... as far as I'm concerned.