Married Quotes - Page 1

• Robert Frost / Poet

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

• Nancy Astor / Politician

I married beneath me. All women do.

• Margaret Mead / Cultural Anthropologist

I've been married three times - and each time I married the right person.

• Katharine Hepburn / Actress

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

• Jackie Mason / Comedian

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

• Elbert Hubbard / Writer

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

• Dick Martin / Comedian

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

• Barbara Bush / Former First Lady Of The United States

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

• Aeschylus / Dramatist

Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.

• Javier Bardem / Actor

I'm happily married.

• David Slade / Film Director

Married life suits me.

• Charlotte Bronte / Novelist

Reader, I married him.

• Tippi Hedren / Actress

I shouldn't be married.

• Luca Cordero Di Montezemolo / Businessman

I'm married to Ferrari.

• Sia /

Married life is awesome.

• James Hetfield / Songwriter

I'm married to Metallica.

• Brooke Burns / Actress

OMG, I am a married woman!

• Charles Barkley / Basketball Player

My wife's married. I'm not.

• Sebastian Junger / Author

I hope I get married one day.

• Rosie O'donnell / Comedian

We really did. We got married.

• Miranda Lambert / Musical Artist

I'm married to my best friend!

• Barbara Mandrell / Singer

Married, but not to each other.

• Katrina Kaif / Film Actress

I am single until I get married

• Nene Leakes / Television Personality

Close your legs to married men.

• Charlotte Bronte / Novelist

Reader, I literally married him.

• Li Na / Tennis Player

I'm married. Who cares about me?

• Susan Elizabeth Phillips / Writer

I married a damned cereal killer

• Gloria Vanderbilt / Artist

Nobody should get married at 17.

• William Wordsworth / Poet

Wisdom married to immortal verse.

• Helen Fisher / Researcher

I was married and divorced at 23.

• Henrik Ibsen / Playwright

A friend married is a friend lost.

• Nancy Astor / Politician

I married beneath me, all women do.

• Billy Crystal / Actor

I'm married - I've caught my limit.

• Shelley Winters / Actress

I was so cold I almost got married.

• James Huneker / Writer

Married men make the best husbands.

• Julius J. Epstein / Screenwriter

Honeymoon's overtime to get married.

• Shelley Winters / Actress

It was so cold I almost got married.

• Roddy Doyle / Novelist

My parents were sixty years married.

• F. Scott Fitzgerald / Author

He felt married to her, that was all.

• Brendan Behan / Poet

You made one mistake. You married me.

• Ronnie Wood / Musician

Married life is absolutely brilliant.

• Denis Leary / Actor

I think all priests should be married.

• Greyson Chance / Singer-Songwriter

I'm married to my fans. I Love you all

• Kevin Jonas / Musician

I married an awesome cook, thats cool!

• Anna Held / Singer

For a married woman to flirt is a sin.

• Doris Lessing / Novelist

When there's a war, people get married.

• Cindy Margolis / Actress

I married the man of my dreams in 1998.

• P. C. Cast / Author

Yes, I'm married, but I'm not a corpse.

• Britt Ekland / Actress

I don't sleep with happily married men.

• Kim Kardashian / Television Personality

First and foremost, I married for love.