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Actually, I believe in the institution of marriage.
Even cohabitation has been corrupted - by marriage.
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
I think marriage and athletes is a bad combination.
It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death.
An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.
A girl can't analyze marriage, and a woman dare not.
Get married, but never to a man who is home all day.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
Not cohabitation but consensus constitutes marriage.
We want our marriage to be a triumph, not a tragedy.
It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
You have to keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.
Never go in a place that you wouldn't take your wife.
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced 'mirage'.
Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
I like the idea of marriage, but I think I'm a nomad.
Get thee a good husband, and use him as he uses thee.
Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".
He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
Marriage ain't easy, but it's great most of the time.
You think you can marry for your own pleasure, friend?
An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
Love and desire are the spirit's wings to great deeds.
A successful marriage requires commitment to teamwork.
Happiness: "You Bring Your Own Weather To The Picnic."
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
Whom God has put asunder, why should man put together?
Marriage, like love, is an aspiration. It's a process.
Marriage is a fine and sacred thing if you make it so.
There is no loneliness like that of a failed marriage.
God's first, then family, then whatever else you love.
The husband provides direction; the wife, maintenance.
A wise woman will always let her husband have her way.
Time travel is only a little less confusing than wives.
I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
Marriage is the beginning and pinnacle of civilization.
American married life is the doormat to the whorehouse.
Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Is there stop 'n' go counseling for couples on the run?
Do you love your creator Love your fellow-beings first.