Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

I'm done with men... I'm going to be alone. I have no luck with relationships. I don't think I'm made for marriage.

A marriage contract to me is as binding as any in business, and I have always believed in sticking to an agreement.

Singles have a purpose that is higher than any earthly relationship. Marriage is honorable, but so is being single.

A good marriage is like Dr Who's Tardis: small and banal from the outside but spacious and interesting from within.

It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.

Kids need a mom and a dad, and people understand that. Marriage between a mom and a dad is most important for kids.

Since the law prohibits the keeping of wild animals and I get no enjoyment from pets, I prefer to remain unmarried.

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present.

It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.

I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved; the realm of silence is large enough beyond the grave.

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

Most married couples spend the whole day apart, the woman in the house, the man in the office or study or workshop.

Marriage, families, all relationships are more a process of learning the dance rather than finding the right dancer

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do.

Life begins to happen. My hoppped up husband drops his home disputes, and hits the streets to cruise for prostitutes

My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

Marriage is survived just on the basis of ordinary etiquette, day in and day out. Also cooking together helps a lot.

I don't plan life. Love, marriage, or relationships can't be pre-planned. Whenever it has to happen, it will happen.

The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

I prepared myself for my marriage to Pierre Trudeau, but I didn't prepare myself for marriage to the prime minister.

If I get married, I think I'd pick out a newspaperman rather than a millionaire. A newspaperman is a regular fellow.

Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset.

When I have learned to love God better than my earthly dearest, I shall love my earthly dearest better than I do now.

Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions, not so pointed as to alarm, nor so vague as not to be understood.

If they lost the incredible conviction that they can change their wives or husbands, marriage would collapse at once.

The people people have for friends Your common sense appall But the people people marry Are the queerest folk of all.

The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship.

First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after... comes Suffer...ring!

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

If we would truly seek to be more like our Savior and Master, learning to love as He loves should be our highest goal

Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.

Like a lovely orchid, or anything else that's nurtured, marriage prospers and grows, but if it's ignored, it withers.

I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one's life, the foundation of happiness or misery.

A woman seldom comes out of a sullen spell until she's sure her husband has suffered as much as she thinks he should.

Drew is a wonderful woman. I love her very much. I wish our marriage could have worked out. I wish her much happiness.

... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor.

Marriage with love is entering heaven with one's eyes shut, but marriage without love is entering hell with them open.

Our Heavenly Father wants our hearts to be knit together. That union in love is not simply an ideal. It is a necessity

The compulsion to find a lover and husband in a single person has doomed more women to misery than any other illusion.

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

Sometimes I do wake up in the mornings and feel like I've just had the most incredible dream. I've just dreamt my life

Marriage is a risk; I think it's a great and glorious risk, as long as you embark on the adventure in the same spirit.

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband. -Penelope Featherington

Marriage is a coming together for better or for worse, hopefully enduring, and intimate to the degree of being sacred.

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