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A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
Heather knows why and when her marriage ended with Richie and she knows why my marriage ended with Charlie.
A good marriage is at least 80% good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.
How happy a thing were a wedding, And a bedding, If a man might purchase a wife For a twelvemonth and a day
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
Love is needing someone. Love is putting up with someone's bad qualities because they somehow complete you.
The third basic need of a male in a relationship is an attractive woman; for a woman, honesty and openness.
I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he could be wicked and wouldn't.
It is the marriage of the soul with nature that makes the intellect fruitful, and gives birth to imagination
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
Marriage? It's like asparagus eaten with vinaigrette or hollandaise, a matter of taste but of no importance.
I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.
That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.
Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
Liberty University will not lend its name or financial support to undermine marriage or to promote abortion.
Love never stands still; it must inevitably be either growing or decaying - especially the love of marriage.
Sara could commit adultery at one end and weep for her sins at the other, and enjoy both operations at once.
I'll say this: The media wasn't invited to my marriage, and they're definitely not invited into the divorce.
My husband sings Baa Baa black sheep and we pretend that all's certain and good, that the marriage won't end.
Marriage is the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms, and fills cities and churches, and heaven itself.
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.
If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.
When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Do you think it's possible to finally decide that you really, truly love someone but not end up marrying him?
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
A woman who loves her husband is merely paying her bills. A woman who loves her lover gives alms to the poor.
God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.
Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking.
No man knows what the wife of his bosom is until he has gone with her through the fiery trials of this world.
All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.
I don't know where I'd be without you here with me. Life with you makes perfect sense. You're my best friend.
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
Marrying to increase love is like gaming to become rich; alas, you only lose what little stock you had before.
marriages do not take root in the presence of witnesses but only in the consciousness of the persons involved.
One who no longer wishes to laugh had best marry in France; they will soon find that it is no laughing matter.
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.
After 14 years, it better be a real marriage, you know? We do have a great time together. We are really lucky.
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
How long before we have, not just homosexual marriage, but homosexual unions between adult men and small boys?
Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him. Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman!
Marriage is anti-romantic - husband and wife are terms like 'turkey' and 'goose.' Worse, they denote ownership.
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.
I hold this to be the highest task for a bond between two people: that each protects the solitude of the other.