It's nice to know you have support. Last night I got a marriage proposal. I just laughed.

It is my conviction that marriage is such a good idea, only God could have thought of it.

Only a marriage with partners strong enough to risk divorce is strong enough to avoid it.

People say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.

Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Married life had taught Toran the futility of arguing with a female in a dark-brown mood.

There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.

After I was married a year I remembered things like radio stations and forgot my husband.

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.

Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it from charity, or revenge ?.

Even the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other.

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.

In order to create there must be a dynamic force, and what force is more potent than love?

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

Marriage is not for individual happiness, but for the welfare of the nation and the caste.

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.

My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.

I don't think I will go for an arranged marriage, but I am not against arranged marriages.

It was only long after the ceremony that we learned why we got married in the first place.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Marriage, the family unit, was the "original Department of Health, Education and Welfare."

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both.

Love is the substance of all life. Everything is connected in love, absolutely everything.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant. Of a teacher and a learner.

Even when a girl is married she still never completely leaves her mother and father's home.

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

We learned how to love each other by loving together good things wholly outside each other.

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

I have had a couple of marriages, but like every other woman I had a perfect right to them.

I care nothing for all the political parties in the world except as they stand for justice.

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.

The hardest-learned lesson: that people have only their kind of love to give, not our kind.

Conflicts are not a sign you've married the wrong person. They simply affirm you are human.

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.

Marriage is overdone. As long as there are people, people are going to find it interesting.

I refused David Letterman's proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking.

Marriage is the flimsiest weapon against desire. You may as well take a pop-gun to a python.

Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

The clog of all pleasure, the luggage of life, is the best can be said for a very good wife.

The most desired gift of love is not diamonds or roses or chocolate. It's focused attention.

You can search the entire universe and not find a single being more worthy of love than you.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

... you can never be sure of what has passed between husband and wife or lover and mistress.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

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