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It's become a cliche to think of marriage as a disaster area and a war zone.
Our comparative fidelity was fear of defeat at the hands of another partner.
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools.
Two things are owed to truthfulness: lasting marriages and short friendships.
As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more.
[Exchange] the galling burden of bachelorship for the easy yoke of matrimony.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.
I'm getting my psychology degree with a focus on marriage and family therapy.
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
He's a fool that marries; but he's a greater fool that does not marry a fool.
No person connected with me by blood or marriage will be appointed to office.
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck
Money is either the best or the worst area of communication in our marriages.
Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6 degrees of marriage.
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
Love is given to us as a time, but to keep it always, we must make it a place.
Some vows, or contracts, are for life; others are for limited periods of time.
No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever.
Marriage is a sleepy guard to which one confides one's dearest treasure, love.
I might be celibate, but I appreciate the wonder of the sacrament of marriage.
One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.
Do everything you can to preserve and protect love so that it endures forever.
I've always believed the two best anti-poverty programs are work and marriage.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Marriage isn't supposed to make you happy - it's supposed to make you married.
It is easy to mistake being ready for a wedding with being ready for marriage.
Having had five husbands, I guess I should know a thing or two about marriage.
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
My marriage to my husband, Bart Conner in 1996 is my proudest personal moment.
Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.
If men could be contented to be what they are, there were no fear in marriage.
A love that lasts for twenty years may be better than love, but it isn't love.
A wife is a gift bestowed upon a man to reconcile him to the loss of paradise.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.
I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart.
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that
I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.