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A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.
Marriage remains the most efficient engine of disenchantment yet invented.
Other things titillate me more keenly than the pale pleasures of marriage.
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
One of the greatest gifts you can give your husband is your own wholeness.
This sky where we live is no place to lose your wings so love, love, love.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.
Marriage requires a special talent, like acting. Monogamy requires genius.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.
I suppose I shall marry eventually One does that, one drifts into stability
And to walk through life in dreams out of love for the hand that guides us.
Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole.
People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.
Marriage is something that should be tried at least once. It's educational.
What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.
Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.
I've had lots of offers of marriage and from women wanting to have my kids.
A contract for better for worse is a contract that should not be tolerated.
Marriage is the perfection which love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.
The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.
Sometimes I bust out and do things so permanent. Like tattoos and marriage.
It is not from reason and prudence that people marry, but from inclination.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
It is a risk to love. What if it doesn't work out? Ah, but what if it does.
Among even the happiest married couples there are always moments of regret.
Ask any woman in an arranged marriage. Love is the least stressful way out.
Love in marriage is more than just a feeling or an emotion; it is a choice.
It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Creativity begins with an affinity for something. It's like falling in love.
Fidelity is the single most important element in solidly enduring marriages.
Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
When I was being sold into marriage, it was hard to see a future for myself.
I was a happy person before marriage. I'm definitely happier after marriage.
If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.
Antagonistic cooperation is the principle of all markets and many marriages.
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.
There are few who would not rather be taken in adultery than in provocation.
I don't know about marriage as much as I do know that I'd be a great father.
I would advise no man to marry who is not likely to propagate understanding.
Marriage is a commitment for life. It is a permanent, lifelong relationship.