Think not because you are now wed That all your courtship's at an end.

When you're bored with yourself, marry and be bored with someone else.

The best part of married life is the fights. The rest is merely so-so.

Bad marriages don't cause infidelity; infidelity causes bad marriages.

What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married.

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive.

A woman says what is on her heart while a man says what is on his mind.

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside.

Marriage, if one will face the truth, is an evil, but a necessary evil.

One thing that previous practice doesn't always make perfect: Marriage.

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

Whatever you do, crush the infamous thing, and love those who love you.

What do we live for, if not to make life less difficult for each other?

Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.

Married life requires shared mystery even when all the facts are known.

Marrying means doing whatever possible to become repulsed of each other

Have you ever heard of a good marriage growing in front of the cameras?

A career is a wonderful thing, but you can't snuggle up to it at night.

Marriage is a career which brings about more benefits than many others.

Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell

Our marriage works because we each carry clubs of equal weight and size.

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.

One may be drunk with love without being any nearer to finding his mate.

Marriage is actually really terrifying. It doesn't work for many people.

I'm not for gay marriage, but I'm not for discriminating against people.

Marriage is like a book. The whole story takes place between the covers.

Marrying any man is risky. Marrying a famous man is kissing catastrophe.

I don't think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be.

Marriage must perforce fight against the all-devouring monster of habit.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Marriage and its entourage of possession and jealousy enslave the spirit.

While I believe in marriage as an institution, I am also petrified of it.

Mother's love is peace. It need not be acquired, it need not be deserved.

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself.

[On husband Gavin Rossdale:] We're a perfect couple. He cooks, and I eat.

A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough.

Wives rarely fuss about their beauty To guarantee their mate's affection.

For you wake one day, look around and say, somebody wonderful married me.

If they only married when they fell in love, most people would die unwed.

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and halfway closed there after.

I think that every state in the union should recognize same-sex marriage.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

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