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What is your major malfunction?
R. Lee Ermey / Actor
Majors
Malfunction
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The greatest malfunction of spirit is to believe things.
Louis Pasteur / Chemist
Believe
Malfunction
Spirit
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I feel like every day of my life is a funny wardrobe malfunction!
Nikki Reed / Film Actress
Malfunction
Wardrobe
Life Is A
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I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.
Billy Connolly / Comedian
Crosses
Malfunction
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The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it.
John Perry Barlow / Poet
Technology
Censorship
Internet
Malfunction
Routes
Treats
Around
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There would be no Star Trek unless there were transporter malfunctions.
Levar Burton / Actor
Malfunction
Stars
Would Be
Star
Star Trek
Trek
Unless
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There's no such thing as a wardrobe malfunction - only a wardrobe opportunity.
Adam Rippon /
Malfunction
Wardrobe
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If you improve or tinker with something long enough, eventually it will break or malfunction.
Arthur Bloch / Writer
Enough
Long
Malfunction
Progress
Enough Long Will
Eventually
Long Will Enough
Improve
Tinker
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Just keep it simple. When you over-think what you're wearing, that's when wardrobe malfunctions tend to happen.
Guy Berryman / Musician
Malfunction
Simple
Thinking
Wearing
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There will be no wardrobe malfunction with me. I can promise you that.... I have nothing I will be exposing or taking off.
Paul Mccartney / Musician
Malfunction
Promise
Wardrobe
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Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.
Charles Stross / Writer
Idiot
Machinery
Malfunction
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Lingerie is one of the most important pieces of your wardrobe. You can have a wardrobe malfunction if you don't choose the right thing to wear underneath!
Adriana Lima / Model
Important
Lingerie
Malfunction
Pieces
Right Thing
Wardrobe
Choose
Wear
Right
The Most Important
Underneath
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I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce - my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions - the absurdity of the thing.
Billy Connolly / Comedian
Body
Crosses
Malfunction
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Some computers have security software that make it impossible to hack into, and it's the same with brains - some malfunction, and some, you can't hack into them at all.
Keith Barry / Hypnotist
Computers
Malfunction
Software
Brains
Hack
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My father was an alcoholic. I come from a family of them, so it's genetic luck or malfunction that I've ended up with no enzyme that processes it. I literally can't drink.
Richard E. Grant / Actor
Luck
Malfunction
Genetic
Processes
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When I turned 17, I had a bike malfunction at a race, and in my head, I went, 'You know what? I'm done. I'm going to go play drums.' I still ride my bikes for fun, but that was the turning point.
Jason Bonham /
Bike
Malfunction
Play Drums
Turning Point
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I hope I'm always appropriate on 'JR' if it's a serious case. But if you have a case of a man who has a wardrobe malfunction with a lime green mankini, even I on the odd occasion find it mildly amusing.
Robert Rinder /
Amusing
Appropriate
Malfunction
Lime
Occasion
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I have a computer screen near my seat where I monitor the overall health of the vehicle and pick up any problems that might be occurring early on or once we see any kind of a malfunction or anything unusual that's happening, we can look at the data and figure out what that is.
Laurel Clark / Medical Doctor
Computer
Computer Screen
Data
Looks
Malfunction
Might
Unusual
Vehicle
Happening
Monitor
Near
Overall
Pick
Screen
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A new laboratory technique, positron emission tomography, uses radioactively labeled oxygen or glucose that essentially lights up specific and different areas of the brain being activated when a person speaks words or sees words or hears words, revealing the organic location for areas of behavioral malfunction.
Floyd Skloot /
Laboratory
Location
Malfunction
Oxygen
Revealing
Technique
Behavioral
Different Areas
Emission
Essentially
Hears
Labeled
Lights
Organic
Sees
Speaks
Uses
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I was living in a small town in Indiana working as a telemarketer and a vacuum salesman. I was really bad: the vacuums seemed to always be falling apart. Every time I did a demonstration, I'd say, 'This is the material the astronauts used on Apollo 13.' And no sooner had that come out of my mouth, something would malfunction.
Adam Driver / Actor
Apollo
Demonstration
Indiana
Malfunction
Salesman
Small Town
Apart
Time Always Bad
Astronauts
Sooner
Falling
Mouth
Vacuum
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