Everyone is having sex until they fall in love. When you fall in love, then it's making love.

Making love to a fat woman sure is a treat, because I'm here to tell you that meat hold heat.

Because nothing makes love and life matter more than the knowledge that some day it must end.

I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.

We'd make love. Afterwards he would take photographs of me. (On modeling for Alfred Stieglitz)

The Air Force pinned a medal on me for killing a man and discharged me for making love to one.

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

It's all good when we making love, all I ask is don't take our love for granted, it's granted.

Making love to robots will probably be great one day. It's just not a viable option right now.

Shall I tell you what makes love so dangerous? 'Tis the too high idea we are apt to form of it.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.

The truly faithless one is the one who makes love to only a fraction of you. And denies the rest.

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

If you make love with the divine now, in the next lifeyou will have the face of satisfied desire.

She knew now that marriage did not make love. Janie’s first dream was dead, so she became a woman.

Painting is like making love. You cannot ask, 'How do you do it?' But, hopefully, it is beautiful.

Trying to describe what I do in prayer would be like telling the world how I make love to my wife.

I feel more alive when I'm writing than I do at any other time--except maybe when I'm making love.

Walking in the dark, seeing lovers do their thing. That's the time, I feel like making love to you.

Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

Words make love on the page like flies in the summer heat and the poet is only the bemused spectator.

I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter.... It's the way friends make love to one another.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

In Europe, it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman - we make love with anyone we find attractive.

Remember, writing poetry is like making love: one will never know whether one's own pleasure is shared.

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

It is a capital insult in this country not to make love to a naked woman, even if she is related to you.

When two individuals come together and leave their gender outside the bedroom door, then they make love.

Pleasure has its time; so too, has wisdom. Make love in thy youth, and in old age attend to thy salvation.

As long as you remember the person who loved you, and whom you still love, then you're making love endure.

A general message to "everyone" on the planet would go something along the lines of, "Make Love, Not War."

Sometimes I think if I had to choose between an ear of corn or making love to a woman, I'd choose the corn.

This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.

I have been waiting for the devil living inside of me to stop making love to all the ghosts you left behind.

The bed must be a beautiful place, not only because you make love there but because you dream there as well.

But do we know how to make love stay?' I can't even think about it. The best I can do is play it day by day.

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

You're always cursing, you're always praying and you're always making love. It ain't do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do.

OK, the rule is, you can [make love to] an elephant if you want to, but if you do you can't cover the circus.

I think of making love and making art as being very parallel. Even the most amateur attempt can be thrilling.

Sex may be private in the way that you make love, but it's not private in the context of the world we live in.

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.

If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit

Painting or poetry is made as one makes love - a total embrace, prudence thrown to the winds, nothing held back.

If this were a different time, a different place, I would take you to bed with me and make love to you for days.

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