Won't it be sad to have an Internet connection to Mars if there are no Martians to write to or e-mail us?

Getting snail mail is one of my favorite indulgences, and I think receiving mail is actually a common joy.

Letters had always defeated distance, but with the coming of e-mail, time seemed to be vanquished as well.

So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book, when shouldn't it be the other way around?

Bears being sent through the mail should never be squashed up to make them fit. It gives them indigestion.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

If you want something, it will elude you. If you do not want something, you will get ten of it in the mail.

Back in the 90s, if you did mail order in music, you could make a good living doing it if you could hustle.

I got a lot of hate mail, and that's where the term 'haters back off' came from because I got all this hate.

I thought I made a little movie. All the mail that I get is about how it changed lives and that’s wonderful.

The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so it doesn't freak us out too much.

It drives me crazy when your parents try to read your mind. It's even worse when they try to read your mail.

We now open our mail with gloves and mask, though I can't imagine why anyone would target a literary agency!

Back in the '90s, if you did mail order in music, you could make a good living doing it if you could hustle.

In 1997, in Rich Dad, Poor Dad, I stated, 'Your home is not an asset.' Real estate agents sent me hate mail.

Whenever I was trying to get over a boy, I would write him a really long, wrought letter - but never mail it.

Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes?

College students typically receive marketing offers in the mail from upwards of a hundred companies each year.

I did have a literal shed of fan mail once. It was literally filled with, like, 25 of those giant mail cartons.

Over the years, the kind of fan mail I've gotten from men has always been different from what I get from women.

No job should, be beneath us. And if you can't(or won't) sort mail, Where is the proof that you can do anything?

I go online at night and I order flowers, rare flowers, and then they come in the mail. That's my fashion detox.

Some of the mail I've had has been weird. When I played Guy of Gisborne, a woman crocheted a mini-version of me.

One of my favorite pieces of fan mail was a gift that I got. It was a jar filled with handwritten nice thoughts.

In an ideal world, the 'Daily Mail' would write about what a brilliant mother I am. But it's not going to happen.

If you read the 'Daily Mail,' you would imagine that the British middle classes lead lives of unremitting misery.

The day of my wedding, I got a FedEx in the mail. It was my termination papers. I was fired... on my wedding day.

SPAM is taking e-mail, which is a wonderful tool, and exploiting the idea that it's very inexpensive to send mail.

And I love the hate mail I get, the unsigned, misspelled letters I get telling me to go back to Russia or wherever.

Frankly, the people probably most interested in having computer lists on disk are junk mail vendors and solicitors.

Chain-mail isn't much defence against an arrow. It certainly isn't when the arrow is being aimed between your eyes.

If a fellow wants to be nobody in the business world, let him neglect sending the mailman to somebody on his behalf.

The exchange by e-mail is more intimate than conversation - you allow yourself to say things you otherwise wouldn't.

When I fly British Airways, I can't help but read the free Daily Mail, which makes me glad I am leaving the country.

I don't have a flat anywhere. I'm registered in the U.K. for tax purposes, I suppose, and my mail goes to my parents.

MySpace is just spam central. I mean, every day I just get mail inviting me to gigs that are nowhere near Los Angeles!

'Night Mail' belongs quintessentially to the age of steam. It is impossible to simply go with the idea of remaking it.

If you are going to leave message, you have to be able to give enough value or reason to get your voice mail returned.

All the mail that I got, half of it said, 'You looked exactly like my brother,' or, 'You look exactly like so-and-so.'

Email did precisely what I predicted, back in 1978, it took over the postal mail process and system of writing letters.

I get as much fan mail today and sign as many autographs as I did when I played. It's mind-boggling to a certain degree.

The nastier the e-mail, the more likely I am to respond because they`ll realize there`s a human being on the other side.

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

Where is love exchanged? Where is the love felt when a state administrator stuffs a welfare check into an outgoing mail?

I want to be a writer. I do not want to spend 40 hours a week handling e-mails, formatting covers, finding editors, etc.

There is something underwhelming about scholarly hate mail - the sad literary allusions, the refusal to use contractions.

My father had all kinds of instruments in the house that he would hide from my mother. He bought them through mail order!

I'm used to rereading e-mails, even, before sending them - a bit compulsive. So this is high speed roller coaster for me!

Sometimes when relationships end, you write an e-mail and say everything you wish you said. Sometimes you don't push send.

If I dont get at least one e-mail every ten minutes, I feel unloved. Even junk mail makes me feel seen. Sad, I know. Sigh.

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