Have you seen that magazine Barely Legal? That means when you look at it, you're almost a pedophile.
Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe.
I love looking through magazines, and you know, I love getting dressed up to go to events and stuff.
There is a pretty girl on the face of the magazine and all I see is my dirty hands turning the page.
The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit-ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing.