Everyone is more focused on presenting the best that the league has to offer, rather than the worst.
There's nothing wrong with the Little League World Series that locking out the adults couldn't cure.
I'm a Major League 3rd Baseman. If you want to go play in parking lot, I'm suppose to stop the ball.
Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.