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Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.
To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.
I don't have any friends; I just have lawyers.
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
We got rich lawyers... The best lawyers on the planet.
There are more heroes than cops, FBI agents, and lawyers.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
As for lawyers, it's more fun to play one than to be one.
The only thing scarier than Godzilla is Godzilla's lawyers.
Lawyers work hard and, like us, they're human, many of them.
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well.
As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win.
Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the mainstream and dam it up.
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.
Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
We are led by lawyers who do not understand either technology or balance sheets.
This might seem impossible to believe, but some lawyers actually like lawyering.
Everything bad that has ever happened to me has been caused by agents or lawyers.
It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true.
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.
All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up.
Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one.
Lawyers (are) operators of the toll bridge across which anyone in search of justice has to pass.
We have all kinds of government compensation systems that are much more efficient than the lawyers.
I've paid an awful lot of lawyers to protect what I've built. I can only hope the money was well spent.
Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business.
Reduce the number of lawyers. They are like beavers - they get in the middle of the stream and dam it up.
I think the lawyers are such incredible actors. Can you imagine the performance they have to do every day?
I'd probably say to my younger self, get yourself a whole collection of lawyers. Which is what I have now.
I'm used to litigating against incredibly competent, high-quality lawyers that are very good chess players.
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
Virtually all big law firms have good to super-good lawyers. All big law firms don't have great litigators.
I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever - plumbers and drywall hangers.
Without legal aid, and the dedicated lawyers who deliver it, our system of justice would quite simply collapse.
Lawyers have to make a living, and can only do so by inducing people to believe that a straight line is crooked.
The Endangered Species Act was designed to preserve biodiversity, not enrich trial lawyers and political activists.
Civilizations are not remembered by their business people, their bankers or lawyers. They're remembered by the arts.
Lawyers claim that their clients have been grossly mistreated, which is what criminal defense lawyers are paid to do.
How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.
When we were at MGM, we never did much about merchandise tie-ups There were too many executives and lawyers to go through.
If white people need colleges to furnish teachers, ministers, lawyers, and doctors, do black people need nothing of the sort?
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.