As a child I wanted to be a professional athlete or lawyer.

My family are not sporty - they are all doctors or lawyers.

Good laws make it easier to do right and harder to do wrong.

Lawyers work hard and, like us, they're human, many of them.

As a private lawyer, I could bill $750 an hour, but I don't.

As a private lawyer, I could bill $750 an hour, but I don't.

They've got about as many lawyers as we have sumo-wrestlers.

Painting is like being a lawyer and attacking a corporation.

Lawyers and physicians are an ill provision for any country.

Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it.

If you want good laws, burn those you have and make new ones.

I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well.

I decided I wanted to be a lawyer when I was 11 years of age.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

There are few things in life worse than a long-winded lawyer.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?

Immanuel Kant would've made a lousy lawyer, but a great judge!

As a lawyer, as a private citizen, you see a lot of injustice.

A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience.

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees.

Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?

Rich people bring a lawyer. Latinos and blacks bring their mom.

Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

In a state where corruption abounds, laws must be very numerous.

I had no plans to be ever a lawyer, a crime fighter [in school].

You know, there must be happiness somewhere, when a lawyer dies.

Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.

My father was a lawyer. I was fascinated to become a lawyer, too.

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

Learn 2 chords and then get a good lawyer before learning the 3rd.

I am God and my lawyers are my 12 disciples...do not f**k with me!

Lawyers and rogues are vermin not easily rooted out of a rich soil.

A lawyer's brief will be brief, before a freethinker thinks freely.

I hated being a lawyer and I wanted to like myself and like my job.

In 2031, lawyers will be commonly a part of most development teams.

Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.

Lawyers sometimes tell the truth. They'll do anything to win a case.

A lawyer is either a social engineer or he is a parasite on society.

Nothing can make me madder than lawyers who don't care about others.

From as early as I can remember, I was focused on becoming a lawyer.

Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the mainstream and damn it up.

The older I get, the more interesting I find lawyers and accountants.

A little lawyer on the tube, he said, its so easy now, anyone can sue.

I want to be an entertainment lawyer so I'll be in the business still.

Boulez seemed to me to be a guy who wrote laws. Like a company lawyer.

I can't think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.

Like all lawyers, I was delighted by gratitude. It happened so rarely.

Maxims are like lawyers who must need to see but one side of the case.

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