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If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans.
I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily.
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!
I was never a hammy child. But I could make people laugh.
The worst thing you can do to a dictator is laugh at him.
These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.
Learn what is to be taken seriously and laugh at the rest.
I've gotten like five laughs in movies, just off guy hugs.
Our laugh is a torment and our cry is a joy for the Satan!
I laugh a lot inside and outside, and at myself sometimes.
Barack Obama, foreign policy wizard. I just have to laugh.
There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh.
My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.
She knows how to suffer and at the same time how to laugh.
Though laughter is allowable, a horse-laugh is abominable.
My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh.
Laughing in the cultural industry is mockery of happiness.
I decided that it was more important to laugh than to eat.
She'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding.
A gentleman is often seen, but very seldom heard to laugh.
Laughing in full abandonment is very good for your health.
One of the greatest joys in life is watching a child laugh
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed monster!
Summer and the laugh of my daughter make me believe in god.
It's very easy for me to laugh at myself and laugh at life.
The crazy ones only laugh when there is no reason to laugh.
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Ah, let us kiss each other's eyes,/And laugh our love away.
I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time.
My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.
You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
But they're laughing at you. They're not laughing with you.
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
I can really laugh at myself and make a fool out of myself.
I would lying if I said I would laugh in the face of death.
My relatives used to laugh when I talked of being a writer.
The trouble with you people is that you don't laugh enough.
Learn to laugh at your problems, cause everybody else does.
Be willing to laugh at your humanness and at your divinity.
Do ballet and play football. Sing and dance. Laugh and cry.
People will do anything, anything, for a really nice laugh.
I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.
It is of immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves.
Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
Crying with the wise is better than laughing with the fool.
Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t.