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A man of knowledge chooses a path with a heart and follows it and then he looks and rejoices and laughs and then he sees and knows.
I live in my own place - have never copied anyone even half, and at any master who lacks the grace - to laugh at himself - I laugh.
Life is short, and time just flies by, so I love those moments when we're all sitting around the table together laughing and joking.
It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.
At this the duchess, laughing all the while, said: "Sancho Panza is right in all he has said, and will be right in all he shall say.
Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.
I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much . . . because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.
I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.
I'm a big believer in, no matter what you go through in life, as long as you can laugh your way through it, you're going to be okay.
Often the ideas in the show start out as ideas that make you laugh - outrageous "what if" ideas. I wanted an outlet for doing those.
He's going to be what?! Oh for God's sake. Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with a famous bird.
My favorite thing in the world was to make people sing - until I made people laugh. Then that became my favorite thing in the world.
People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.
To see people laughing or crying or listening, then being inspired to do their own thing? I can't think of anything better than that.
Of course the Devil is laughing at folks for believing it [Big Bang, etc.]. But hey, it works, it sends 'em to Hell, so he'll use it.
Please don't smile like that. Your heart is full of feelings that you've kept to yourself. Don't laugh as if you don't know anything.
The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves.
I liked getting up at 4 in the morning, driving on the freeway, and going in and stocking shelves and laughing with the stock clerks.
One fan asked me to sign their sock. That was crazy. They just took off their shoe and handed me their sock and asked if I'd sign it.
I wouldnt mind being in an American film for a laugh, but I certainly dont want to be in Thingy Blah Blah 3, if you know what I mean.
I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false.
Sometimes there's one person in the audience laughing hysterically, and it's so much fun. You end up playing the entire play to them.
Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.
If you have no tragedy, you have no comedy. Crying and laughing are the same emotion. If you laugh too hard, you cry. And vice versa.
I think the best evenings are when we have messages, things that make us think, but we can also laugh and enjoy each other's company.
I'm looking for something to laugh over. After long enough, your body just needs to keep the hydration. You can't keep crying it out.
When I've mentioned my screen wife is Helen Baxendale, so many people have burst out laughing. My self-esteem has been crushed by it.
An infinite question is often destroyed by finite answers. To define everything is to annihilate much that gives us laughter and joy.
Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed.
You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The car behind me is paying for two.
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.
American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the great country that it is.
There is a kind of laughter people laugh at public events, as if a joke were a charity auction and they want to be seen to be bidding.
I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.
[Televised stand-up] never really makes me laugh. The only one I ever saw that I liked was Richard Pryor, and that was [shot on] film.
I remember the first time I heard a teenager say 'LOL.' Just what? But it means 'laugh.' Why don't you just laugh? What are you doing?
When I was young, everyone laughed at me when I said that I wanted to be a professional basketball player...now it's my turn to laugh.
At around 19 I realized that I really didn't have any skills other than making people laugh, so I should probably pursue it full-time.
People are so sensitive, people are so defensive. I agree with you. We have to learn to loosen up, lighten up, and laugh a little bit.
I'm a huge David Wain fan. He's one of my best friends now, but he just makes me laugh continually, much to the annoyance of his wife.
Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.
I'm the clown you take out of the box and wind up when you need a good laugh. And then, when you're done with me, I go back in my box.
Ross Noble at the Leicester De Montfort Hall on his Randomist tour - it's the only time I've hurt from laughing at a standup comedian.
Comics seemed to have a handle on things. They could sort of disarm and get control over reality. I found it very comforting to laugh.
I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh is one of mine.
I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything
I always had the desire to entertain people, whether it was to make 'em laugh or to scare 'em or stir things up just to cause problems.
There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience. That was like drowning in candy.
The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way.
We make men without chests and expect from them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.