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Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.
I'm what I am and I'm what I'm not. And I'm sure happy with what I've got. I live to love and laugh a lot. And that's all I need.
A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was.
Many of my cartoons are not a belly laugh. I go for nostalgia, the lump in the throat, the tear in the eye, the tug in the heart.
Some people just derive great joy from making other people laugh. And I do, but I don't feel like I need to do it 24 hours a day.
You can spill drinks on me, even spit on me. I'll just laugh about it. But If you dare to hurt my friends... I WON'T FORGIVE YOU!
You laugh, but you haven't seen me in a tux. Or maybe you don't like broad-shouldered guys with muscular chest and washboard abs?
If I ever tell the same story twice, just laugh and roll with it because, when you get older, you start doing that kind of stuff.
Most comedians I know are quite serious, anxious people who find life rather difficult. As a consequence, they make people laugh.
A flutist who is moved to tears by his own performance will soon make the listeners laugh because of the sounds that he produces.
I contend that not only can you laugh at adversity, but it is essential to do so if you are to deal with setbacks without defeat.
Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.
I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny.
...the face has limited space. My mother used to say, if you fill your face with laughing, there will be no more room for crying.
If you can't laugh at yourself or take any type of criticism or comment about yourself, I think it's more of a reflection of you.
Colors are the smiles of Nature. When they are extremely smiling, and break forth into other beauty besides, they are her laughs.
Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.
If it were possible to meet the Beloved while laughing and in a state of comfort, why should one suffer the anguish of separation?
My favorite show is America's Funniest Home Videos. People will get hit on the head and I feel bad cause I'm laughing my head off!
The ordinary chestnut can beget a sickly and reluctant laugh, but it takes a horse chestnut to fetch the gorgeous big horse-laugh.
I always laugh a lot when I see the dramas that I end up doing. I see myself behaving very seriously and I'm like, 'What is this?'
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red, and some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head. I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue.
Laughing and crying are very similar. They're an extreme response to life. You see it in children who start laughing hysterically.
I was homeless for a little bit. I was on people's couches, but it was an amazing journey. I got to make people laugh all the way.
The calendar is intolerable to all wisdom, the horror of all astronomy, and a laughing stock from a mathematician's point of view.
I have an extra set of eyelashes because you never know. I could cry or laugh, or it could be windy, and I'll need a standby pair.
My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all of my buddies laugh.
I think I've developed, as many people do, this sense of, 'Don't say the wrong thing, or else people will point at you and laugh.'
You can communicate by responding with your body or with a hand clap, with a laugh or with a smile, with non-verbal communication.
Nothing increases happiness like quiet time. The truth is, the only moments that make you laugh or happy are seconds of stillness.
But now it's just another show, you leave em laughing when you go. And if you care, don't let them know, don't give yourself away.
I tell you that there are eighty-plus-year-old nudists cavorting on your property, Ashley O'Ballivan, and all you can do is laugh?
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that.
When I was young, I learned very early on that I could make my mother laugh. And that was one of the greatest sounds I ever heard.
Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.
And I agreed, but still, she owed us an explanation. If she was up there, down there, out there, somewhere, maybe she would laugh.
What was your secret?" That brought another smile. "Learn to laugh, otherwise, you'll beat them to death with a hammer first chance
[Her] greatest fear, which was so huge and so black that it was of phobic proportions, was that people would laugh at her feelings.
Laughter opens your heart and soothes your soul. No one should ever take life so seriously that they forget to laugh at themselves.
My friends and I sometimes laugh at each other that there is so much maintenance of a body. I paid no attention when I was younger.
Although I cannot see your face As you flip these poems awhile, Somewhere from some far-off place I hear you laughing--and I smile.
Life ... is never the way one imagines it. It surprises you, it amazes you, and it makes you laugh or cry when you don't expect it.
LL's a laughing stock, cause I bit that ass to the last stop. I watched you fall like Hitler fell, and now your down to a broken L.
I can't say whether we had more wit among us now than usual, but I am certain we had more laughing, which answered the end as well.
When you are happy, when you are laughing, when you are loving, the radiance of your Soul shines through, and all are lifted by it.
The devil smiles when we make plans. He laughs when we get too busy. But he trembles when we pray-especially when we pray together.
I've never ever read a script. I really must read Macbeth, because I was in it once. I got a lot of laughs in that, I can tell you.
A general truth is to have a good sense of humor. Roll with the punches of life's ups and downs. Laughing at yourself always helps.
It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that. I don't want to be that.
At the sight of what goes on in the world, the most misanthropic of men must end by being amused, and Heraclitus must die laughing.