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If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to have them.
A man must sometimes laugh at himself or go mad,’ said he. ‘Few realize it. That is why there are so many madmen in the world.
I don't think one should be comfortable standing on a stage with people applauding and laughing at every stupid thing you say.
When you can make others laugh with jokes that belittle no one and your words always unite, Hafiz will vote for you to be God.
There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.
People laugh at me because I use big words. But if you have big ideas, you have to use big words to express them, haven't you?
I never knew modelling was what I wanted to do. I was just meandering through life having fun, having a laugh with my friends.
It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.
His conviction that everything happened for a reason, and would come to good, gave him laughing equanimity even in hard times.
I don't think there's anything Craig Ferguson could say that would make me laugh. Ad-libbing is not the same as entertainment.
The well-known old remark of Cato, who used to wonder how two soothsayers could look one another in the face without laughing.
I have not reached a considered position on the question of court-packing. Although I don't think we should be laughing at it.
Cara burst into a hearty laugh. She clapped Richard on the back as he walked passed. "I like her, Lord Rahl. You may keep her.
In the laughing times we know that we are lucky, and in the quiet times we know that we are blessed. And we will not be alone.
I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me.
Humor is a kind of emotional chaos told about calmly and quietly in retrospect.There is always a laugh in the utterly familiar.
Too much brilliance has its disadvantages, and misplaced wit may raise a laugh, but often beheads a topic of profound interest.
The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.
The person who cannot laugh is not only ready for treason, and deceptions, their whole life is already a treason and deception.
Running around accusing others is not as good as laughing. And enjoying a good laugh is not as good as going along with things.
I will laugh at the world. And most of all, I will laugh at myself for man is most comical when he takes himself too seriously.
Life laughs at you when you are unhappy; Life smiles at you when you are happy; But life salutes you when you make other happy.
Watch a movie that makes you laugh or listen to a song that makes you cry. Embrace your emotions and be proud of what you feel.
When a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies.
And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.
When you have a good movie, it's hard to categorize it. It's everything. It makes you laugh, makes you cry and makes you think.
Comedy is difficult for an actor. But I think I have a good sense of humor and manage to make people laugh and make them happy.
You can't have a laugh track that sort of tells the audience when to laugh and, you know, it's difficult to find those moments.
They were actually really nice to me [in Fast 8]. We had BBQs every day on set. We had a lot of laughs and a lot of good times.
I think I found it difficult though to keep a straight face when we were actually working and I wasn't supposed to be laughing.
If you were not born in this world, there would be no need to die. To be born in this world is to die, to disappear [laughing].
You can laugh! But people used to believe there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!
I hunger for your sleek laugh and your hands the color of a furious harvest. I want to eat the sunbeams flaring in your beauty.
When a man bleeds inwardly, it is a dangerous thing for himself; but when he laughs inwardly, it bodes no good to other people.
So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown October ale.
Life is what you make of it. There's always fun and laughs right under your nose if you're willing to open your eyes to see it.
We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper.
The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.
Admire, exult, despise, laugh, weep for here There is such matter for all feelings: Man! Thou pendulum betwixt a smile and tear.
A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
I was informed yesterday that there's a Twitter account for my laugh. Very hard to get used to things like that. Pretty amazing.
In my personal life, my family makes me laugh more than anybody; I think that is the same for everybody. I certainly hope it is.
There are nothing but great things that come out of dancing. People are laughing, people are uncomfortable, it's an ice breaker.
In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.
When a crow says an intelligent thing, chickens may laugh at it. This is the laughing of the sand castles at the powerful waves!
You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is paying attention.
I struggled with that notion early in my career. 'I know this is funny but nobody is laughing.' This thought occurred for years.
Please is frail like a dewdrop, while it laughs it dies. But sorrow is strong and abiding. Let sorrowful love wake in your eyes.
We must laugh and cry, enjoy and suffer, in a word, vibrate to our full capacity … I think that’s what being really human means.