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When people talk to me about picture hunters, I very quietly laugh. I'm not a hunter of pictures, I'm a fisher of pictures.
This is a business that I have always had the last laugh in.It has nothing to do with acting, it has to do with good karma.
Be a clown , be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Act the fool , play the calf, And you'll always have the last laugh .
I am the darker brother. They send me to eat in the kitchen when company comes, but I laugh, and eat well, and grow strong.
I am happier than Jane; she only smiles, I laugh. Mr. Darcy sends you all the love in the world, that he can spare from me.
And so long as I can laugh, never will I be poor. This then, is one of nature's greatest gifts and I will waste it no more.
One day I would be a better hand at the game. One day I would learn how to laugh. Pablo was waiting for me, and Mozart too.
Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.
I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.
But Lord! To see the absurd nature of Englishmen that cannot forbear laughing and jeering at everything that looks strange.
I am persuaded that every time a man smiles - but much more so when he laughs - it adds something to this fragment of life.
Laughing, if loud, ends with a deep sigh; and all pleasures have a sting in the tail, though they carry beauty in the face.
When the worst student hears about the Way, he laughs out loud. If he did not laugh, it would be unworthy of being the Way.
Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself.
Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.
I hit a lot of bad shots, but you just need to laugh about them, be able to have a smile on your face, and just keep moving.
More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself and enjoy the pursuit of your dreams.
The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.
Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.
It was nice that you guys have such a good sense of humor, because some people don't have the ability to laugh at something.
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.
I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.
'Affinity' is beautiful and intense, with no laughs. It's a rather delicate and emotional love story, with a spooky element.
She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing.
Sayings designed to raise a laugh are generally untrue and never complimentary. Laughter is never far removed from derision.
Comedy is important! When youre having a stressful day, and you come home, you want to watch something that makes you laugh.
Don't be serious about seriousness. Laugh about it, be a little foolish. Don't condemn foolishness; it has its own beauties.
And here is a doctrine at which you will laugh. It seems to me, Govinda, that love is the most important thing in the world.
Things that are really offensive make me laugh because I like things that push the envelope, go out on a limb, and are bold.
People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.
If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.
The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.
Wine lead to folly, making even the wise to laugh immoderately, to dance, and to utter what had better have been kept silent.
The biggest strength is being able to have perspective. Get the distance, and it enables you to be able to laugh at yourself.
In bed we laugh, in bed we cry, and born in bed, in bed we die; the near approach a bed may show of human bliss to human woe.
I know some real intellectual people who might laugh, very close friends who might laugh when I'm said to be an intellectual.
They used to laugh at me when I refused to ride on all those double decker buses, all because there was no driver on the top.
I like to make people laugh. I like that kind of silly stuff. For me, it's a natural thing to want to do something like this.
The basics of acting are really better in America than in Europe. Just the basic "fake laugh" is impossible to get in France.
American humor ... is not subtle. It is something that makes you laugh the moment you hear it, you have not to think a scrap.
I had a couple of decent laughs on Townies, but for the most part, delivering a joke that you just know is not funny is hard.
If you cant laugh at your own characters, or shed a tear for them, or even get angry at one of them, no one else will either.
There's so much living to be squeeze into the cracks of one little day. You can make someone laugh, smile, hope, sing, think.
Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times.
I'm not interested in just being the hot girl. I'm really goofy, and I love laughing, and that's such a big part of who I am.
Where do the really best laughs come from? Terrific connections made intellectually, or terrific revelations made emotionally.
I did a fantastic emotional film, 'Autograph.' But the audiences rejected me in it. They like to see me laughing and fighting.
People sold everything - their cars, their land for miles, to come in and see me beat. I went to the bank laughing every time.
If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man ... just watch him laugh. If he laughs well, he's a good man.
I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh